We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    He needed a lot of maintenance 😋
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    She was annoyed at both my presents and presence…
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    He'd always present my presents with the pretence of being in my presence.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She said I was unhinged and needed psychological help. But she liked that about me 🥰 and it’s not the reason we broke up. She was jealous of all the time I spent with Philomena, my emotional support goat.🐐
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    I overheard her and Philomena plotting my "accidental" fall down the stairs. 😰
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited June 2022
    She was not impressed at my proficiency in passive aggressiveness…
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    He was quite aggressive with his passing of gas 💨🤭
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    Combination of my ADHD, OCD and inevitably, ED…
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,127 Member
    One day he said he was going to the hardware store....he still hasn't returned...that was 5 years ago so I think as of today we're officially broken up....maybe
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    She grew disinterested in me, particularly my lack of attractiveness…
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,127 Member
    I simply needed more than just an arm
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Apparently necks weren’t her thing either 😒
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    After so many rumors, I was never sure of his/hers true identity 🤔
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She was always spreading rumors about me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Never happening.. together forever ❤
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited June 2022
    There's your answer
    ☝️😓
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    edited June 2022
    She refused to use my preferred emojis:(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She preferred that I get my own place, preferably in another state. 😐
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    We went to the movies and just because I fell asleep she left me there. She was my ride.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    It annoyed her whenever I tilted my head to the right when kissing. She preferred that I tilt to the left. Then when I tilted to the right, she said it was my kisses that annoyed her…