Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...

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  • drmwc
    drmwc Posts: 972 Member
    Diarrhea is genetic. It runs in your jeans.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,348 Member
    Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
    In case they get a hole in one


    What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
    Sofishticated


    My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
    That would be a big step forward


    What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
    A satisfactory
  • drmwc
    drmwc Posts: 972 Member
    Sergeant to squaddie: I didn't see you today at camouflage training
    Squaddie to sergeant: Thank you, sir!
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,253 Member
    What did the grape say when the Elephant stepped on it?


    Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

    My dad loved telling this joke till the end. 😂
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,348 Member
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  • AJ20011
    AJ20011 Posts: 18 Member
    What did the policeman say to his belly button?

    You're under a vest.
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,253 Member
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  • I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
    I don't know Y


    What did the plate say to the other plate?
    Dinner's on me


    What kinda tree fit's in your hand?
    A Palm tree


    What do you call a elephant that doesn't matter
    A Irrelphant
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
    I’ve been talking about dried grapes a lot lately.
    Raisin awareness.
    😂
  • piggy_smalls
    piggy_smalls Posts: 1,600 Member
    Cucumbers hate becoming pickles...
    it's a jarring experience
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

    What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.