Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...
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Diarrhea is genetic. It runs in your jeans.1
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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?In case they get a hole in one
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?Sofishticated
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.That would be a big step forward
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?A satisfactory2 -
Sergeant to squaddie: I didn't see you today at camouflage training
Squaddie to sergeant: Thank you, sir!2 -
What did the grape say when the Elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
My dad loved telling this joke till the end. 😂3 -
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.2 -
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know Y
What did the plate say to the other plate?
Dinner's on me
What kinda tree fit's in your hand?
A Palm tree
What do you call a elephant that doesn't matter
A Irrelphant1 -
I’ve been talking about dried grapes a lot lately.
Raisin awareness.5 -
corinasue1143 wrote: »I’ve been talking about dried grapes a lot lately.
Raisin awareness.
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Cucumbers hate becoming pickles...it's a jarring experience3
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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.2
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