What's on your mind?

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  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    Had a dream last night that William Shatner was my dad. But I know the giraffe is my dad.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Had a dream last night that William Shatner was my dad. But I know the giraffe is my dad.

    I’m still waiting on paternity test results.
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Had a dream last night that William Shatner was my dad. But I know the giraffe is my dad.

    I’m still waiting on paternity test results.

    Doesn’t matter. Because groove is in the heart.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Had a dream last night that William Shatner was my dad. But I know the giraffe is my dad.

    I’m still waiting on paternity test results.

    Doesn’t matter. Because groove is in the heart.

    Why I need those results. You ain’t gone none. 😎

    😂🤗


    Everything is okay as long as you follow it with a laugh and hug. 😁
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Had a dream last night that William Shatner was my dad. But I know the giraffe is my dad.

    I’m still waiting on paternity test results.

    Doesn’t matter. Because groove is in the heart.
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Had a dream last night that William Shatner was my dad. But I know the giraffe is my dad.

    I’m still waiting on paternity test results.

    Doesn’t matter. Because groove is in the heart.

    Why I need those results. You ain’t gone none. 😎

    😂🤗


    Everything is okay as long as you follow it with a laugh and hug. 😁

    Laugh and hug or “just sayin”
  • RaquelFit2
    RaquelFit2 Posts: 208 Member
    RaquelFit2 wrote: »
    Where do people meet people in real life? Like, not romantically though not not romantically, but just you know meeting people. I tried an art class and the vibe was pretentious. I tried a hiking club and the vibe was strident. I liked my old gym but the coach no longer coaches because he’s busy with his new tattoo business. When I worked in retail that was way too many people but now I hardly deal with people at all and it’s getting a little isolating. Maybe I should go back to school.

    May I suggest a career in law enforcement. We have an opening 👮🏻
    So many words and not a single one appropriate

    You will meet loads of people every 12 hour shift you work. You can look forward to the luxury of switching from days to nights every two weeks. Different people come out at different hours. The options are limitless.


    Overworked and underpaid?
    Maybe consider a small suburb in OK coz the cops here have their own little kingdom. 😂




    So could I be King? 🤔

    You could.
    I’m not being sarcastic, the police department in my community is much loved by it’s citizens and we shell out the $.
    New station, new cars, new military grade equipment etc..
    We are ready. 😀❤️


    That's great to hear!

    Yep, I love my state.
    One of those insignificant flyover states in the middle and we know
    what we want and we think for ourselves.
    We also have an awesome governor. ❤️

    Lucky! I spend about four hours a day on Zillow looking for houses on those kind of states.
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂

    It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,570 Member


    I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂

    It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.

    Not me. I'm double checking now 😆

    I feel this is mfp's evil plan ...not sure for what ...but Im sure the developers are inconspicuous geniuses
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂

    It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.

    I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂

    It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.

    I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔

    Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂

    It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.

    I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔

    Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts

    None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?

    Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,060 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂

    It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.

    I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔

    Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts

    None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?

    Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑

    You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗




  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    edited July 2022
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂

    It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.

    I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔

    Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts

    None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?

    Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑

    You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗

    See? You get me.

    Bawk Bawk

    😂🤗

  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂

    It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.

    I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔

    Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts

    None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?

    Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑

    You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗




    She got that from mom side . Not dad.. 😏😂
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂

    It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.

    I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔

    Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts

    None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?

    Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑

    You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗

    😂 She can't bully me. I just don't fire back much, because I am a gentleman.. in the streets..
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,060 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂

    It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.

    I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔

    Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts

    None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?

    Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑

    You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗

    See? You get me.

    Bawk Bawk

    😂🤗

    Yes ma’am I do! I don’t miss too much, Lisa.
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,060 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂

    It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.

    I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔

    Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts

    None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?

    Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑

    You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗

    😂 She can't bully me. I just don't fire back much, because I am a gentleman.. in the streets..


    😂 I hear ya, brother. You’re a good sport.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂

    It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.

    I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔

    Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts

    None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?

    Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑

    You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗

    😂 She can't bully me. I just don't fire back much, because I am a gentleman.. in the streets..

    I’m gonna start being sickeningly nice to you. You just wait.


    And keep waiting…


    It’s just not me 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😂
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂

    It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.

    I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔

    Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts

    None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?

    Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑

    You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗

    😂 She can't bully me. I just don't fire back much, because I am a gentleman.. in the streets..

    I’m gonna start being sickeningly nice to you. You just wait.


    And keep waiting…


    It’s just not me 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😂

    I saw that punch line coming around the bend.. But you are still funny little bestie!
    😂🤗
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂

    It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.

    I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔

    Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts

    None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?

    Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑

    You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗

    😂 She can't bully me. I just don't fire back much, because I am a gentleman.. in the streets..

    I’m gonna start being sickeningly nice to you. You just wait.


    And keep waiting…


    It’s just not me 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😂

    I saw that punch line coming around the bend.. But you are still funny little bestie!
    😂🤗

    Not as funny as you, Bestie. You’re the funniest person here. And the most clever. And your bellybutton puts all the other bellybuttons to shame. 🤩