We broke up because...

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 14,284 Member
    Have you seen her teeth? I have several new piercings in places Iโ€™d never considered before! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,084 Member
    She kept missing the litter box ๐Ÿ˜ค

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 31,969 Member
    She kept missing the box ๐Ÿ™Š
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,084 Member
    She found someone with better aim ๐Ÿฅบ
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,685 Member
    Because she didn't like my Mexican Candy! โ˜น๏ธ
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  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,845 Member
    She was obsessed with Mexican candy
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He made me sleep inside the dryer
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,685 Member
    ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ She didnโ€™t like my Pine-Sol dance!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ She didnโ€™t like my Pine-Sol dance!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ love it!

    She poisoned me with dairy ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 31,969 Member
    She gave the dairy to me ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,685 Member
    She drank the dairy! ๐Ÿซฃ
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  • Bridge_marie
    Bridge_marie Posts: 10,457 Member
    She was lactose intolerant and kept drinking milk.