Random Thought For the Day

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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,472 Member
    Fit2btied2016 wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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    I once worked in a tourist attraction. We had a sign nearby that said, "Deer Crossing." I was once asked, "How do the deer know to cross there?"

    Nooooooo, tell me no one actually asked you that!!!!! 😂😂🤣
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,472 Member
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  • michaeljoleksak
    michaeljoleksak Posts: 16 Member
    Why do they spell NOEL with an L?
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,472 Member
    I think I’m semi-psychic 😂
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible

    You also become harder to see when you turn 50
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible

    You also become harder to see when you turn 50

    It's also harder to see after you turn 40 🤓
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,042 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible

    That’s why us 5’s out hur being funny making you smile - cause when the 10 is invisible we become 10’s by process elimination —- big brain time 🧠
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible

    That’s why us 5’s out hur being funny making you smile - cause when the 10 is invisible we become 10’s by process elimination —- big brain time 🧠

    ❤️
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    If one synchronized swimmer drowns... do they all drown ?

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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,586 Member
    edited December 2022
    I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.

    (I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.

    (I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)

    Happy holidays from Joe schmo &staff (without the pronoun)

    Or

    Or happy holidays from Joe Schmo & all of us here at Joe Schmoe enterprises

    Also have you ever seen what owls look like when their feathers are wet or compressed? Funny looking

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