We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

cmsienk · March 2023

He didn't like that I could shoot better than he could🤣🤣

PaperDoll_ · March 2023

My bad shooting ended in tragedy. 😬 May you all keep my love in your hearts 😭

PlentyofProtein00 · March 2023

Her love was spread to many.

RiaChasingGoals · March 2023

She only wanted to sleep on waterbeds but they make me nauseous.

PlentyofProtein00 · March 2023

My nightly cup of water in bed made her nauseous.

PaperDoll_ · March 2023

She said she needed something stronger than water to get into bed with me. 😑

cmsienk · March 2023

She went to jail for an "accidental" shooting and we drifted apart

Watching_The_Wheels · March 2023

Although she didn’t mind that I talked in my sleep, it was my inability to respond to her questions that bothered her…

cmsienk · March 2023

I didn't mind him talking in his sleep... it was the sawing logs I couldn't deal with...

PlentyofProtein00 · March 2023

She didn't like my logs😒

Tigg_er · April 2023

She wouldn't roll me over when I started sawing logs.

Diddly_Squats · April 2023

For our anniversary he brought me a huge flower wreath that said, Rest In Peace Martha? What! That’s not even my name.🙄

PlentyofProtein00 · April 2023

She wouldn't stay out of my dress up closet. She lost all my favorite cat ears.

cmsienk · April 2023

She ran off with her soul mate - the headless horseman

Watching_The_Wheels · April 2023

Was it because I ended all of my sentences with a question?

PlentyofProtein00 · April 2023

Was it?

MzIrish · April 2023

Didn't like leg day as much as I did

AdahGreen2022 · April 2023

Would always try to leg wrestle me in public...

RiaChasingGoals · April 2023

Insisted on walking through every doorway backwards.

Diddly_Squats · April 2023

Pushed me over the rail on our honeymoon cruise😤

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