We broke up because...

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  • 9_Bill_1
    9_Bill_1 Posts: 238 Member

    She was like Elmer Fudd....always looking for the rabbit

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,953 Member

    He did Elmer Fudd impersonations the whole time, every time he took me to a fancy restaurant 😬

  • _Sweet_
    _Sweet_ Posts: 272 Member

    They always picked the slowest checkout line at the grocery store.

  • 9_Bill_1
    9_Bill_1 Posts: 238 Member

    They always had to do everything fast...& I mean everything...

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,953 Member

    He complained about my microwaved mug cakes!☕️

  • _Sweet_
    _Sweet_ Posts: 272 Member

    Our zodiac signs were “buffering”

  • 9_Bill_1
    9_Bill_1 Posts: 238 Member

    They were so sweet I kept getting cavities...

  • _Sweet_
    _Sweet_ Posts: 272 Member

     I didn’t offer a sugar-free version of myself

  • 9_Bill_1
    9_Bill_1 Posts: 238 Member

    She insisted on singing the Sonny part of "I Got You Babe" knowing I can't hit Cher's high notes....

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 196,009 Member

    He always bragged that he had a voice like Barry White... Not so much 😔

  • _Sweet_
    _Sweet_ Posts: 272 Member

    They thought socks with sandals were acceptable 🧦+🩴=💀

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,502 Member

    She wanted an open relationship 😕

  • 9_Bill_1
    9_Bill_1 Posts: 238 Member

    She would pretend not to know me when we were out in public

  • _Sweet_
    _Sweet_ Posts: 272 Member

    We argued over whether cereal is a soup. It’s not!

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,953 Member

    Added cheerios to my tomato soup and called it spaghettios.

  • 9_Bill_1
    9_Bill_1 Posts: 238 Member

    Thought Chef Boyardi was better than Gordon Ramsey...

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