ATTENTION: NEW DISEASE

mommared53
mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
NEW DISEASE

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.--

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  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    NEW DISEASE

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

    If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

    Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.--
  • rem1979
    rem1979 Posts: 344 Member
    Amen to that!!!
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    :laugh:
  • Kayley
    Kayley Posts: 327 Member
    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.--

    Yay that's me..kinda! :laugh:
  • neome90
    neome90 Posts: 420
    Thanks for the warning ! :wink: I'll be sure to pass it on ! :drinker:
  • banks1850
    banks1850 Posts: 3,475 Member
    It took them THIS long to diagnose it? Just like the government, I have been living with this disease for years! It sucks!
  • FUNinTHEsun
    FUNinTHEsun Posts: 284 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    seriously
  • DBranchaud
    DBranchaud Posts: 827 Member
    Lol. It's already has me too!
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    :drinker: I'll drink to that:drinker: :smokin: :laugh:

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