Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
    Is the last syllable "ahh!"

    'Cause that's the way I hear it, like a revival preacher. "JEsuss-ahh!"
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
    Is the last syllable "ahh!"

    'Cause that's the way I hear it, like a revival preacher. "JEsuss-ahh!"

    actually, the north Florida panhandle relatives say, "Jah-eeeez-US"

    I can always tell when my aunt calls,

    "Clay-er? Doo Yoou Knoow whoo theee-is eeee-is?"

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    Accents are funny.
    You never know how you sound
    until they mock you
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
    I know just what you mean. :)
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    On the verge of death
    Sick, weak and waning
    I'm sorry, bank account.
  • Elohvey
    Elohvey Posts: 65 Member
    Nails dressed in pink rose
    Shine like a glittering sun
    Reflected on water


    So I tried to think
    Of something super funny
    I didn't ... meow.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    I love all of you!
    Even all the fail poets.
    Haiku is good times.

    :heart:
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
    I love to Haiku.
    Poetry stretches out my
    uselessly schooled brain.
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Met hot German guy
    In my pedagogy class
    Soon he'll go back home

    But we still go out
    Back to his room to try
    Real Riesling, Yum

    Wow, sexy accent
    Makes everything sound great
    Speaks five languages

    Brilliant mind, he's
    An aerospace engineer
    Only here 10 days!

    ARRGGGHHHHH
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
    Kidnapping foreign
    men and keeping them in your
    basement will not work.
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Kidnapping foreign
    men and keeping them in your
    basement will not work.

    Hmm, good idea
    Oops, I mean no..me? Never.
    He'd stay in my room. :devil:
  • paulasue145
    paulasue145 Posts: 157
    what is a Haiku?
    I do not get it.
    Do I eat it?
    Or do i bed it? ....:smile:
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
    Kidnapping foreign
    men and keeping them in your
    basement will not work.

    More than a few days.
    At some point you must feed them.
    Can you make bratwurst?
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Kidnapping foreign
    men and keeping them in your
    basement will not work.

    More than a few days.
    At some point you must feed them.
    Can you make bratwurst?

    They can eat much less
    If they are chained to the bed
    Mwah hahahaha
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
    He's leaving in ten.
    Just let the Germans feed him.
    More time for nookie.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
    Kidnapping foreign
    men and keeping them in your
    basement will not work.

    More than a few days.
    At some point you must feed them.
    Can you make bratwurst?

    They can eat much less
    If they are chained to the bed
    Mwah hahahaha

    Some meals are tasty
    no matter what the language.
    Delicious tacos.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
    I love good taco.
    There's just something about it.
    I keep coming back.
  • MrsAbles
    MrsAbles Posts: 117 Member
    Scampering squirrel
    Crosses our path. Baby says:
    "Lookit! Kangaroo!"
  • sizesixorbust
    sizesixorbust Posts: 114 Member
    french fries and cookies
    they just taste so good i die
    of deliciousness
  • when I sing to you
    your boxers will stick like glue
    call me sanjaya
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
    How'd the subject change
    from the kidnapped german guy
    to squirrel and fries?