Let's hear your Haiku skillz
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Elvis troll thinks he's
So intelligent with his
Big words and sideburns0 -
I did post haiku,
my second post was quoted,
big words? Really now?
I am not a troll.
Sideburns are irrelevant.
My post was a joke.
So, the first two lines
followed the haiku pattern,
third line was the joke.
I like irony.
Perhaps it was too subtle?
If so, I'm sorry.
I am not a troll.
I find the accusation
to be upsetting.
It is clear to me
that I am not welcome here.
So, now I will go.0 -
Hunka burnin' love
I'm crushing on your sideburns,
but my job says "no."
Mustaches only.
No beards or other fun stuff,
just 70s porn.0 -
Irony looks like
*****iness when in haiku
Sorry dude, come back?0 -
I am not a troll.
I find the accusation
to be upsetting.
For being a troll
You apologized last page
So we ran with it!
All are welcome here
Unless you're mean to Krisy
Who started this thread. :flowerforyou:0 -
All are welcome here
Unless you're mean to Krisy
Who started this thread. :flowerforyou:
Poets, I you!!
Witty words of geniuses
Make my heart grow fond!
Make me metaphors
And allude; Alliterate,
Sing your similes!!0 -
Rainy grey today
Want to stay in bed and read
But I must clean house0 -
Had to pay the rent,
Laundry and errands galore,
Maybe wash the car...0 -
I walked 10 miles
I have to say, cancer SUCKS!
Relay for Life ROCKS!0 -
Work tomorrow? Sure.
But I won't like it. You can't
Make me. Two more days.0 -
Watched movie last night;
"The Dictator" on big screen.
It was Aladeen.0 -
Nobody better
ever lay a finger on
my Butterfinger.0 -
Weird, never saw this this thread before, and this morning while getting dressed I thought of a haiku. Not much of a poet, but then I come here, and it's clear I was supposed to share...
A cherry blossom
stuck to the sole of my boot
sticks to my soul, too0 -
Weird, never saw this this thread before, and this morning while getting dressed I thought of a haiku. Not much of a poet, but then I come here, and it's clear I was supposed to share...
A cherry blossom
stuck to the sole of my boot
sticks to my soul, too
That was beautiful :sad:0 -
Wake up, Zombie Thread,
bless us with your glorious
memories and brains.0 -
Poor dead haiku thread
You were my greatest success
Rest in peace dear friend0 -
Oh haiku thread dude
We greatly enjoyed your thread
It needs to live on!0 -
Firefighters will
Remember the 3-4-3;
Never Forgotten
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I resurrect you
My old friend, my haiku thread
Yes, I'm a dumb *kitten*0 -
Zombie thread
It is dusty and moldy
Give life with haiku0
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