You know you're getting fat when ________ ?

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  • julybaby157
    julybaby157 Posts: 8 Member
    Leggings are your BEST FRIEND!
  • katenmills
    katenmills Posts: 113 Member
    It hurts to wear a skirt because your thighs chafe so much...:grumble:


    THIS!
    Also, when my putting-on-skinny-jeans dance gets so long I consider logging it as cardio. Or when I see a photo of myself and realise my face looks just like Alvin's.... Alvin the chipmunk.
  • kykykenna
    kykykenna Posts: 656 Member
    When shaving your legs turns into yoga.

    When shaving your co**ter is impossible!

    Omg.....I am ROARING laughing!!!!!!!!!
  • tigerblood78
    tigerblood78 Posts: 417 Member
    you get out of the shower, look down, and can't see your................toes
  • JennyLu3
    JennyLu3 Posts: 26
    When you get your winter clothes out of storage, and they don't quite fit. :(
  • smwifey
    smwifey Posts: 28 Member
    When the only way you can paint your toenails is to sit in the floor with legs sorta crossed.
  • noiresoul
    noiresoul Posts: 8 Member
    When you get to school and learn all the escalators are broken and you seriously consider going back home.
    All my classes are 8th floor and up.
  • Zombriana
    Zombriana Posts: 764 Member
    You sit down and feel a new roll. :(
  • smwifey
    smwifey Posts: 28 Member
    You have to dig out your beach stuff before you can take a shower. Bigger towels
  • Chameleone
    Chameleone Posts: 281 Member
    When you feel the need to undo the top button on you jeans when you sit down...and you haven't had a meal yet

    Or when even your underwear starts giving you a muffin top.

    Or when you pull your pants up high enough to stick your gut in there too in hopes that it will disguise it
  • chanty1234
    chanty1234 Posts: 56
    when you go to a party and rather stand all night long just so your extra tire doesn't come out .
  • Robin070
    Robin070 Posts: 18 Member

    Or when you pull your pants up high enough to stick your gut in there too in hopes that it will disguise it

    That right there.

    When you can feel your stomach jiggling when you walk...
  • lotusblue
    lotusblue Posts: 3
    When the jiggle factor hits 3.0 seconds...after you stopped moving!
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    When the only way you can paint your toenails is to sit in the floor with legs sorta crossed.

    I would take a deep breath and hold it while painting cus that was the only way I could reach.. I hear ya!

    How about when the 5 year old next door sees you with yet another pizza and says.. "Do you eat pizza EVERYDAY?"
  • Firewife18
    Firewife18 Posts: 70 Member
    when you pants start making you look like you have a muffin top :laugh:






    exactly this
  • Altarian
    Altarian Posts: 230 Member
    When you are given a tshirt with the pilbury dough boy on it as a gift because the person thinks you look like him when you put on a chef's hat and apron
  • queenpushycat
    queenpushycat Posts: 761 Member
    Idk how to answer because I'm already fat as hell. lol
  • Charmander191
    Charmander191 Posts: 31
    It hurts to wear a skirt because your thighs chafe so much...:grumble:

    I hate this so much :(
  • BigH80
    BigH80 Posts: 280 Member
    When you fall down and rock yourself to sleep trying to get back up.
  • soshotout
    soshotout Posts: 115
    Your 10 year old son happens upon an extremely BBW in a bikini on the internet and asks if it is you!

    *Yep, really happened....

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