Guys: Business Opportunity

hyperionguy
hyperionguy Posts: 90 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Get in on the ground floor for the best share. (Note: this started in my head as a playful jab, but i'm half serious after thinking about it).

Concept: A female-only gym for those who wish to be unfettered by social norms.

Risks: With that much concentrated testost-rogen (yes, I made that word up) in one place, you'll have to manage the business wearing kevlar clothing with a titanium cup and throat guard.

Reward: Profit from angst.

Contest: Come up with the best business name and slogan. :bigsmile:

[Disclaimer: I already know that this thread will either be really funny or will be a spectacular failure and will mark me on the forum]

I'll start:
Name: Solitary Crowd
Slogan: An Oxymoron in Action that gets you Results!

Hey, I never claimed to be a marketing type. Cut me some slack!. :)

Replies

  • REALBIGBATBASTARD
    REALBIGBATBASTARD Posts: 103 Member
    Damn it.....I thought I might finally be able to sell my sperm in bulk!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Name: The Sweaty Clam
    Slogan: Because girls can pump it harder!
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    Curves
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Name: The Sweaty Clam
    Slogan: Because girls can pump it harder!

    Bwaahahahaha......

    Word of advice... use eye protection, shin guards, and carry gift cards to Godiva Chocolates, Ben & Jerry's ,good coffee, and thick cut potatoe chips. We don't just go for the twig and berries these days. Women like me are easily distracted and bribed into good behaviour.
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
    There are already female only gyms all over the place
  • hyperionguy
    hyperionguy Posts: 90 Member
    Those gyms don't satisfy the target market I am going for.
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