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He never wanted to put on the teletubby outfit in bed while he sniffed my armpits
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1 mure puhleasde
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Naked hand shake?
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She never checked kik anymore
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He told me touching him always felt like the "first time".
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Nice vneck
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Cut
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She wouldn't let me play "jealous" while we had these adventures
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Gia
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Her sexy adventures were too much for my PREmature ways
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Broke back mountain
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She wanted me to wear a shrek outfit in bed
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Wonderful
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You're too hot!
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Her idea of sexy time was on top of donkey while touring mexico
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Boys chase you
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You can rock a hat
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Her advances were always in public places
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She couldn't just hug me. Always turned into something more
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Where the heart is
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Lesbehonest she left me
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Photographer
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Nutella crepes for breakfast?
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She had the key to my heart but wouldn't open the door
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Sizzling caramelized onions?
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She's dynamite
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The bigger her lips got the more she wanted to talk to me about 50 shades
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Use protection please
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She didn't like em good and pure and innocent
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Secrets don't make friends she knows
