JessicaJS23 Member

Genius!!!

I can't go back to MFP jail. It was a dark time

Ohhhhh Tony Danza!! Is he PR? That's what I tell myself every day! <3 Man Crush Monday.

I don't know these other men!

Road house swayze was a little too cocky for me. I'm the boss!

^^ basically after he ghosts my *kitten*^^ typical MFP style.

No it def has to be either dirty dancing Patrick Or perhaps Ghost Patrick. My MFP MCM has every other male beat in my book :'(

I think the only guy that might make him a little jelly is the late Patrick Swayze.

I just had a brilliant Idea!!! This will win him back!!! Just give me a few years.. I can be a hotter version of Deloris

I've been working on that while ugly crying in the ladies room at work. <3

I love you. The secret is fried chicken grease. It was the closest thing to the blood of my enemies so I gave it a try. Turns out it's a great moisturizer.

Is this selfie sad enough?! I can't RL frown because that causes wrinkles and I ain't trying to get like that Thot Deloris.

Eeeeek!! Watch out for him

I can't. We have a snap streak. It would really ruin any chance of trumping Deloris. Plus his selfies are

*kitten* I might be B)

Where's @AskTracyAnnK28 ? She's basically chit chats Dr Phil in the relationship Dept.

Really?! It took my innocent *kitten* 2 seconds! You aren't on your A game today.

I appreciate your insight. Maury can help me out when I have to prove the baby is in fact his <3

RL men are so much Drama.

MIND BLOWN. Thank you. Brb.

I'll take notes when it comes time to trap him. It will be like a commitment ceremony that he doesn't even know he's participating in >:)

He's too pretty to be Carl. If it was Carl I'd set his house on fire.

I should make him write my name 1,000 times!

Deloris is not Spanish for selfie. You don't snap chat the help! I literally can't even.

Great idea. Deloris can be supplying the huggies! Mel we keep this situationship low key .. And now I may know why :'(

I love you.

Anthony Hopkins / Hannibal Lecter <3 >:)

Lots as a teen lol

Omg that would have been heaven!! It seems everywhere I manage to find Coke icee's the machines are down ( ex target, the movies, Burger King ) : (

My daughter throws pick up lines at me all the time for whatever reason. They are usually pretty adorable. Hey girl are you wifi? Because I feel a connection! One time an old man asked me if I had a life preserver I could throw him and I laughed and said no and his response : I'm drowning in those eyes. That Grampy had…