JessicaJS23 Member

No but men love that too so it's going on the to do list!! I have the blurry pregnancy test photo shoot lined up for tomm morning. I want his Monday to be extra Monday-ish.

I snapped him an ominous video this morning. Hopefully he saw the wrath in my eyes and took it as a warning.

I loved that gif :'( why would anyone flag it?

I like demands >:) Angela tell him he can schedule an appointment another time. You need your beauty sleep.

Awww Angela! Thanks :* can I third wheel on all your dates?!

Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

He suggested I dye my hair a silver color. Maybe once I do that he will stop straying.

You just revealed your MCM! Watch out for the Deloris's

Not flat lining while on my back.

What if he drives off a bridge?! That's what I would do in that situation and who's side are you on anyway. Deloris ain't your friend! Thank you very much lovely <3 I swear I WANT to believe you.

I had a c section with my son. The doctor told me that my abdominal muscles separated because of how large he was and the only fix was cosmetic surgery which I will never be able to shell out the money for. That being said no man has ever noticed my scar unless I point it out and they've never said anything about my…

Angela!! You are the last person I'd tell. You'd be throwing up all over him by tomm! :| No pregnancy yet. But I can make him nervous by complaining about nausea and bewb tenderness.

Oh those are good loves! You ain't bitter.

My kids, most of my family and friends, kittens, babies, handbags, flip flops, quesadillas, my night blooming jasmine plant, chalk paint, hair dye,makeup, Hanes white v neck mens T's, perfume, candles, soaps, sorelli, pizza, horror movies, my bed, pedicures, coffee, documentaries, Kenny powers, bath bombs, sweet tea, chalk…

I'm not the best at exercising but I'd take more of an interest and give serious effort if my SO was into it and wanted to include me.

Have they?!!!!

Y'all are trying to bring me down but I already decided I could share him.

I bet that's Deloris

You think Deloris knows anything about Star Wars? Doubtful!

I dislike Star Wars and he's never mentioned it. I'm probably just gonna use Barbie dolls.

This might work.

This was a POF date several months ago. :# He was 26 so he probably would have called it that had he got the chance to whip it out.

Volcanos make me nervous. I can't even

You just gotta take it!!! Ps: if they invite you over to watch "the new Star Wars" that is not what's really gonna happen. Had to learn that the really really awkward way.

Get an MFP MCM that you won't ever see in RL. .. The rest is up to you.. I do not suggest tinder though.

I have to find out his last name. The mashed potato thing won't work because carbs are a no go. :'( The bacon bikini might work. Mine would be way cuter though and pre cooked because who wants food borne illness.

Mmmmhmmmmm

His identity will never be revealed because everyone would try to make him theirs and then I would have to fake my death or go through with it and he would be left a single father. Probably not for long but still.... Sadly I'm at work and can't say much more at the moment but y'all keep on. :* <3

OMG!! Well I can't compete with Deb either :'( Hopefully the noodz will keep him interested.

He's just too pretty not to forgive. I'm gonna call him Patrick swayze to get back at him a little though!! I'll be letting y'all know if this happens again! B) <3