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Navigating a cart through target and turning down an aisle to avoid someone blocking your way only to encounter an even bigger glom of people and carts that way so you study the shelf you’re standing next to like you actually intended to turn down that aisle but then you see it’s urinary incontinence products so you…

To people who value politeness over honesty

To people who don’t get nervous for anything

To people who think fat jokes are funny

To people who just.. say they’re going to do something and actually follow through

To people who don’t feel self-conscious about being seen taking a selfie

When they get the toothbrush wet, then add toothpaste and get it wet again

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🖐🏻 super duper texan

Its instinct to make ourselves smaller when projectiles are being hurled at us. Reduces surface area 😁

I want an award without sharing my streak please

Groceries. It’s just an annoying word no matter how you pronounce it. Especially when my MIL does. She says “GORshrees”

Get off our lawn! Youths these days 😑

Word, we probably share a [lizard] brain

Excellent glasses

Your baby has better brows than i do 😬

Eyebrows too crooked, 0/10

I have one too, i wear it at work to avoid slumping at my desk Also your fly is open

Do they need to look good wearing said boxer shorts?

Apparently burning them is ‘wasteful’

When he thinks I don’t cook as well as his wife

Freezie pops here

How often do you naked sleepers change your sheets? Just curious 😬

Naughty 😁

That’s the good stuff

You won’t “unfry” it but you don’t have to cut it either. A trim will definitely help both the appearance and to prevent further breakage though. Otherwise, faithfully do the following: 1. Take Biotin! It promotes hair growth 2. Wash your hair as INfrequently as humanly possible and as follows: a) wash with a super gentle…

I’m currently wearing both.

My MIL respects me more. And I respect her more because i get now how hard it is to do this mothering thing

Totally get it. And the people who see the real you and stick around are gonna be the ones you value the most anyway.

Another freedom is in just telling the truth. I used to lie a lot, usually out of fear of repercussions or something. Now I’m able to tell the actual truth and not some version that makes me look better. This isn’t directly due to aging but i had a conversation with a friend about this and we agreed it was easier now