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Are they nice?
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She's seen the crocodile tattoo on @slimgirljo15 s *kitten*! :tongue:
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You are beautiful!
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"What are you doing? get home this instant!":joy:
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Is there a secret confession about to be said? :open_mouth:
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4 days... To the edited sleep question lol And protested for a personal reason... I decided not to eat at all until a dear old friend of mine would start eating again.... She realised how ill I got after a week and only then she realised what she was doing to herself.. She started eating that day thankfully.. And so did I…
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The kind of kiss that makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up..
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Cat food... Baby Wipes... And washing up liquid.... Exciting times :joy:
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For wearing a rain mac and flashing anyone that passed by!
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How do you know for sure I like stiff ones? :joy:
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Can you believe I'm quite shocked? :joy: Don't you know I have a 7,4 & 2 year old? Would you believe I'll be 28 next month? Is it rude to ask your age?
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Would you believe I was about to say happy new year? :smiley:
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Would you believe I do? Can you believe I have 3 children but no one to look after them other than myself? :joy:
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Am I the only one sat on their own on new years eve 59 minutes away from 2017?
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Was new years eve yesterday over there jo?
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Lol :joy: I tried to contain myself... Failed miserably! But wow I can see why you men grow a beard in winter.... My face was so warm!! :joy:
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I'm sorry but I really did try waiting for my 90th birthday to grow my own awesome beard..... But the days are extremely slow.. And I'm not as patient as I first thought.. (how do you have the patience for your own beard to grow!?) :joy:
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Would you believe I prefer the sound of soft and fluffy? :joy:
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Happy new year!
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Yes if he lets me :love:
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:joy: do you know I may have laughed a little too hard at that?
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A one that's wild and passionate ;)
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Theft... Stole 100s of tennis balls from a sports shop.
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Isn't it drink talk? Could I get away with it if I said I was drunk? Do you know, even if I said that... no one would believe me because of a previous post stating I don't drink? :joy:
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Wouldn't most stiff drinks make our legs go weak at the knees? Wouldn't a limb drink be slightly disappointing?
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He didn't like that I worshipped him! He said the shrine and candles were just too much :cry:
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Identity theft... She claimed she was Elmo
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:joy: he wanted to take over the world! He was wanting to install a wired system in me so that the remote would work on me too!
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He refused to let me have the remote for the TV! So I bought a universal remote.... and whenever he was watching the game... and they were about to score... I'd switch it to nickelodeon for the kids :joy: he sussed me out!
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Slapped me (an officer) with a trout! Assaulting a police officer with a deadly weapon!
