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Target all day erryday
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Soft puppy fur. (But not from ACTUAL puppers)
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Nickleback. Duh.
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Take my kids on a vacation. We've not had a family vacation since before the divorce and they deserve to go some place cool.
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The horses. Because I'm afraid of birds.
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Assault.
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I guess have the surgery I'm supposed to have but have had to postpone until I have $500 upfront (instead of them billing me 😠). Get an oil change. Pay my credit card down some. I'm such a boring adult.
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Cool weather (not frigid). Daisy? Recliner. Hopefully with heat and massage. Quartz I guess. I'm more about the back splash tho.
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#2. Unfortunately I already lived through a very similar situation.
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The last guy who took me on a date was actually a cop who had pulled me over previously. Soooo maybe do something illegal?
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Someone dug deep in the vaults to raise this one from the dead.
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Dafuq is Gertrude??? How many others are there? You told me I was different and special!
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Drive a little north.
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"So I'm in MFP jail again. Those *kitten *kitten mods hate me!"
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Not Texas.
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Awesomeness!!!
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This is the kind of crap my friends see. I'm sorry!
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Heyyyyyyyy
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This would be an awesome time for people to rage quit and go out in a blaze of glory.
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Yeah I'm such a shiitty mom. It's like little house on the prairie up in here with my kids that do chores and read and play outside.
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Have never owned any kind of video game console. Always wanted my kids to read books or play outside so just never started habit of having one in my home.
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I've never owned a dishwasher. I hate the taste of not quite all the way rinsed off dishwasher detergent on my dishes. Hand washing is best.
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I hope you got your foot reattached! 😆
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Oh I can't post my updates here unless i want thrown in mfp jail. 🙁
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I first read OP's name as "butterface" by mistake. Which gives me an idea for my next username. 😊
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Except I can't, because most my wall posts are dripping with profanity.
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I mean, we can all just post our stuff on this thread that way everyone can see. 😊
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There's a lady named Anna who works with me who used to be a caterer. She cooks full meals for us regularly. I'm talking biscuits and gravy for breakfast, fresh baked cookies in the afternoons, homemade pasta.
