Just_Mel_ Member

I got a really nice Christmas bonus this year. The bank I previously worked at for over 10 years only gave us a turkey. ETA, because of our bonuses, almost all the employees at my branch were able to "adopt" Angels from the Angel Tree and provided Christmas gifts for local underprivileged kids. I honestly had a blast with…

Y'all nasty. I have a tv remote.

I can't believe no one has mentioned non blocked websites to peruse during work hours. *cough, cough MFP

Sometimes I take extra AA batteries kept in stock for the wireless keyboards home for personal use.

Post it's for daysssss

Paid bank holidays

Depends on if he's being nice to my OKC thunder .

My cute selfie buddy. ❤

I got turned down last week. 🤷‍♀️ I'm not afraid of rejection though, so there's that.

I have no idea what people assume about me. But whenever a romantic situation doesn't work out or someone turns me down, I assume it's because I'm fat. 🙁

I miss having someone else that can help pick up the slack.

@kinetixtrainer2

I kinda miss not being so jaded and cynical. Ignorance was bliss.

Homemade snickerdoodles are bomb.

I never had the grandparents experience. The only living one turned her back on her grandkids when her own son, my dad passed away when I was 7 years old. I looked her up on FB a few weeks ago and it was a surreal thing to see her, she's literally a stranger. My daughters are worshipped by my folks. They are truly blessed.…

Make them put the quote "It was my pleasure." on your headstone.

I miss when you actually saw kids playing outside in the neighborhood and not playing video games or glued to their phones.

Only if you come with me and we can talk trash to each other!

Nah bruh, it was Kik. Anyone remember Kik???

Mister Stabbems

I miss my Awesome Shirt thread. 😢

I miss when we had jail bars over our pics when we got thrown in mfp jail.

I miss when @GreenGoddess22 and I could throw innuendo around pickle jar threads without fear of being banned.

There was this one older guy who posted hot black and white selfies and would PM chicks erotic poetry. He sent me a crazy selfie once on Kik. It WASN'T a recipe.

Rico.

I miss Angela and her very descriptive date stories.

I remember him. I think.

I even miss Mr. FancyPants who deadlifts in argyle socks.

I miss Lulu and her awesome threads. She had the best ones.

Because I already sent you a bag of gummy Richards last year.