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Dont get me started on book vs movie differences. Ill never shut up.

:D

What were tryna say is.... this place is fun.

Thats a must. Bonus: If hes into elders...but not too elderly if you catch my drift.

If you find a nice polish man, snap him up before the younguns get there first.

I have so much work to do today and instead Im watching netflix on my phone with my office door shut. :# :#

Im terrible at poker. Thanks for pointing this out.

I can only be called "Noah" so many times in bed.

I'm sorry, I met someone new in another thread.

STAHP IT.

Ive always been an all in kinda girl.

:D

Ah, I quit reading once I got caught up in my own mortality. Was that the story? I was personally looking forward to the early bird specials.

Dont feel bad... just found out Im elderly too.

I kinda wanna know and I kinda dont.

Go with it.

Vagazzled? Have you been talking to your broccoli friend again?

I bedazzled my walking cane and hearing aids so I think its safe to say yes.

I dont know why I find this funny. Its not. You can watch safely from outside the window. I like bread.

Yes. But there will be no canadian bacon invited.

Ugh. Its so hard to find a nice young man these days.

Give it a few years... stilettos might just become available in the kids section.

I just read the elder woman thread and now Im forced to consider the fact that in the eyes of some, I am elderly-ish.

It doesnt help with dressier stuff BUT this means you can get cheaper sneakers in the kids section!

I finished the series in a month. I couldnt stop. Have fun <3

You wont regret it.

The contents of your B&N bag makes my heart smile.

IF I had my phone I would post my meme of Snape saying Always. But I dont so imagine it.

:* Think of the weight loss though!

I am 5'3" and I hate how short I am when I go to my half *kitten* bartending job. Im not tall enough to reach anything and if you make the mistake of sitting behind the taps youre gonna have to meet me halfway for everything I hand you. On the plus side, I find myself to be the ideal height for shower sex so theres always…