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Yes please
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Reach the top shelf Is ok, I don't need hugs...I can crawl up under most things
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Such high standards 🙄
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Such as...what's in the middle of that middle macaroon?
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Happy Happy Birthday!! 💋❤️
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I was involved in a serious automobile accident that left me bedridden for several months. Gaining weight due to the physical inactivity and emotional trauma forced me to find a tool to help me get back on track. Now I just come here for the comic relief that pushes me through my stressful work day. Also, @motorsheen has…
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If we both have the same towel and we're folding it to put it away and I fold mine a deffirent way than you fold yours but the outcome is the same perfect square wtf are you telling at me I sensitive b kind
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It won't load 🙄
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Das not nice
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Was tryna come up with a caption...but I was too hungry 😂
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Dis why my fat jeans are pinchy? 😭
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Someone once again has tried to tell me that a pound of fat weighs more than a pound of muscle I get it math is HARD but a pound is a pound IS A POUND
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😆 So many things I could say So many things I won't say 🤐
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Study it!
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I'll be in here if you need me
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Macaroons Speaking of which I went to that place to screenshot that beautiful cartoon and enlarged it to post in here under this thread and then I realized that middle macaroon looked a little different from all the other ones I grew up eating then I burst out laughing and probs even peed a little after hanging my head in…
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Why you gotta make me all self conscious and stuff. My elbows don't DEFINE me! Like how pointy?
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Idk like 5 years on and off and off and on again
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😂 This was actually a (partially) true story.
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I call shotgun! We're gonna need to hit up the grocery store first😎
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🥺 I always did May she RIP 🙏
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My Momma don't like you and she likeD everyone...
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Idk, man. I use these to make popsicle sticks...and I've never felt inclined to stick them up my nose. Unless they were the kind with vodka, then I'm not responsible for where they end up
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Or the Lowes (Get it 🤣) Yes, I've been known to laugh at my own stupid jokes
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Dis sexy
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Chainsaws are my worst nightmare
