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I think someone needs a hug 😁

Certainly not enjoying my iced coffee

My cracked straw 😡

How unfortunate. I'm sorry :/ I'm very curious if you got recommendations from your real estate agent. It's typical if agents to provide a list of inspectors to the home buyer. Undoubtedly, the chosen home inspectors are professionals who come with many references, but they may also be aware that finding large amounts of…

Throw myself on the floor and cry it out

Think of all the Christmas cookies you can make in that monstrosity! *Disclaimer* I've never had a dehydrated cookie, but I've had some pretty dry cookies ....tomato - toh ma toe

, how 'bout you? I'm not sure why I called I guess I really just wanted to talk to you And I was thinking maybe later on We could get together for a while It's been such a long time And I really do miss your smile 🎶

*taking notes

Throw on a pair of warn Levi's, a fitted white t shirt, and a pair of work boots Dinner will be hot and ready when you get home 😏

+ 1 - unless op is 12 years old

I've been told a time or three 😁

😂 I can totally relate to this one. My morning self believes that I won't be hungry at 1 p.m. because I certainly wasn't hungry at 6 a.m. This leads to several bad choices...one day I'll learn the lesson.

When my microwave is acting all passive agressive by continuing to remind me that my food is ready

Quarter of a quesadilla and a bag of M&Ms Balance 😌

Mix that bleach and ammonia, it won't do any harm to your eyes, nose, throat, and lungs.

When you pull over for an emergency vehicle and the cars behind you use it as an opportunity to pass you 😤

Counting sheep

Found the stalker of the bunch

Have a baby...it'll fix your relationship

🤔 If you're looking in the mirror wondering why your shirt is a tad longer on one side there's a pretty good chance you neglected to button from the bottom up You still look great though!

I can't even! 😍 I feel like he looks at that photo and cringes the way I do when I see my own photo ID

😭

Wondering why my dog always does a double take to see if I'm still there while I'm walking him. I believe he thinks he's actually taking me for a walk

I promise you it's empty 🤭

I'm wondering why I keep getting ads on "how to get my hands out of zip ties." Should I be concerned? Flattered? Neither?

Litter bugs! If you treat me to Taco Bell and proceed to throw that burrito wrapper out the window....you can just drop me off on the corner and I'll find my own way home

I have no insight on either but I believe there's a beard thread somewhere screaming your name 😬

Fall weather for the win! And hoodies are life 😊

Highest: 190 Lowest: 90 (due to illness) Current: 127 Goal: 125