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I wouldn't get off the chin up bar so she could use it.
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didgeridoo google dongle tug finger
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ChasingDespicableMarkDaily (maybe an "A" for effort???)
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"what dreams may come"
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same here ... I'm 46 now, but I'm better than I've been in years. In many, many ways. Including physically.
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5000 is the new 4000. The game has changed.
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Yes. Incessantly. And he doesn't "get" it either... keeps asking "who is that guy again . . . where are they now . . . why are they running . . . is that the bad guy . . . but if he's really dead then how did he talk to the mom" and on and on and on. He owes me my money back.
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i didn't understand all the talk about "meaningful use" ... so she didn't think I was there for her
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yeah, i seen 'em around, he seems a'ight to me
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yeah... spoon, fork, knife, gravy ladle... everything
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she was SO freaking jealous of my singing ability...and my need to sing everything I said to her. Damn I love show tunes.
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aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (that's me running away loudly)
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she hot, she know it
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Greatest 10 inventions of all time (according to my highly astute observations and sophisticated scientific calculations): 10 Anesthesia 9 Penicillin 8 Airplane 7 Refrigeration 6 Telephone 5 Automobile 4 Internet 3 Electricity 2 Wheel 1 Yoga Pants
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the fact that I can download it and ogle it whenever I'd like
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massive collection of vaseline
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The love letters I sent her that she pretends she never received.
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because we argued. All. The. Effing. Time.
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stolen street signs and drug paraphernalia (but no drugs ... she's totally clean ... she just loves paraphernalia)
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okay, okay...the truth. she dumped me because i was applying too much pressure. I couldn't wait. I'm a 46 year old virgin, I need action. Now.
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purple drank
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I wanted to wait till the 3rd date before having sex.
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Nope, never did that. HYE taken a trip on a bus? (not a school bus, not down the street . . . but like a greyhound, megabus, etc)
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the voices in my head
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sprint
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didn't respect my job as a walmart greeter
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True dat ... many times TNP prefers baths to showers.
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an amazing device that allows people to drive while looking out the passenger side window
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haleey is hot (hi there person I've not seen before)
