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Lifetime supply of Twizzlers.
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You have such a great outlook on life.
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Shades
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Plot against everyone else outside the room.
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Parked in my front yard all the time, and I got ticketed by the city.
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Tears on My Pillow - Patsy Cline
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Didn't support my aspirations of being a professional cowgirl-themed lapdancer.
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Embarrassed me at our family's Thanksgiving dinner by getting drunk, climbing on top of the table and singing Rick Astley into a turkey leg.
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Was too kinky for my liking
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Overdosed on self-tanner
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Caught me roleplaying with other people.
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Expert on catfish, ergo a catfish.
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Choked on a mouthful of gummy bears.
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Went skinny dipping in the local aquarium, was dragged out protesting they were a mermaid and that this was discrimination.
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Once went through Goldie Hawn's trash can.
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Too jumpy for my liking. Made me nervous.
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Because you make me feel safe.
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Legit
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Instigator :tongue:
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Don't Stop Believing - Journey
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monster truck rally
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Peewee's Playhouse
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Smiley
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Baby Come Back - Player
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Roller skate
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Yeah, it'd be fun!
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Was busted by an undercover cop for peeing in a fake plant at the mall.
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Steals coupons out of the dumpster behind the Kwik Sak and tries to redeem them for cash value.
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He had perpetually bad timing.
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Suave
