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She is allergic to peanut butter... I like how you think... two birds with one stone

I travel daily... to my door to receive the delivery food.

Anyone who responds to this thread is also volunteering themselves to be put on a list of possible future partners in the event my gf is unimpressed with the offerings I lay before her tomorrow. I need a healthy supply of people with low standards.

there's no air in space... therefore no aerobic bacteria... might be the safest egg salad sandwich ever.

on a side note, you're a handsome man. I mean that in a totally hetero way.

She already nags me into doing all of that. Except the brake fluid ;)

I see a compromise in the works. Beef Jerky... no name brand.... and Pine Sol with a note saying that after she cleans the floor, the house will smell delicious.

Well, that too, but I was implying my comment more towards a home-made coupon. I hate public situations. That's why when I teach students, I go out of my way to make their lives as miserable as I feel.

probably slightly covered in da shiz too... but w/e, I ain't eating it.

brah, I'm surprised you didn't suggest Nutella.

as I read this line, my mind went in a totally different direction than "roses"

..... something about that makes me want to slit my wrists...but, I can't quite pin it to any particular part though

If that's your way of implying that you plan to regift them, you can consider your gift revoked.

I'd give you a banana, but she'd think I was cheating. How about plastic flowers?

I'm sorry, but I don't take any advice from people who shop at Citgo.

Aero bar? You must be a Brit or Canadian. Most gas stations here don't have Aero bars, tragically.

Finally, good advice.

I don't double entendre without explicit sexual metaphors. I just meant would you be pissed if you were hoping for an Exxon or WaWa's card, but instead received a Sunoco card.

Is a carton of cigarettes too 1980's?

she hates both...

Can it be an expired lottery ticket? I don't want to give her a winner because then she'd have the means to leave me.

Condoms are mood killers.

But would you be choosy about the gas station it's from?

She hates flowers. She doesn't like the idea of something rotting in a jar to show my love.

with or without bologna?

Barbie Jeep

My final contribution... If you really want to know the most popular thoughts on something, check google. Go to google.com and type in "stay at home moms are" and see the suggested (most popular) sentence completions that are offered.

SAHM? Is that the blue collar equivalent of a trophy wife?

I am trying to participate in an important discussion, but you keep trying to sideline the topic because you are hell bent on assaulting my character. You, my dear, are trying to switch the topic of this thread, harass members and make everything about you. It is you who is the troll here. oh and for the record, I never…