PurringMyrrh Member

Does it work as well as I hear it does?

Better yet, don't remove the grate and it will look like hamburger when it comes out the other side.

They are my winged henchmen. The person below me is a cross-eyed old goat.

Don't forget peeps, if you selfie a lot, try and do more than one pose... :lol:

You're killin' me with all your snowy awesomeness! :laugh: Have enjoyed that as far back as I can remember.

The person below me is the world's leading producer of frumunda cheese.

Either it doesn't matter or it's annoying. From your response, I'll say it's the latter. Just keep postin' and quit trippin'!

Omg! So super jealous! It used to dump here in NorCal every year when I was a kid, but it hasn't in a while. I love it so much, even if it is a pain in the ar$e. I miss my 4wd.

Awww! Nomnomnom. Goats have the best eyes.

Just let it go. Why does it matter sooooo much if a handful of people out of hundreds think you're catfish? You and all your friends know better, so why have much concern and continue to take immature jabs? It just makes you look like it's all you think about when you post here.

:laugh: I know when the cops brought him in yesterday, they were like "Behave, or else the nurses have ways of making your life really miserable."

Shhhhh! You weren't supposed to tell anyone! Honestly, all my sides are pretty soft unfortunately. Makes this thread even more uplifting to browse.

Made me chuckle... Psychostick - Obey The Beard https://youtu.be/q0kSuZFOwFE

Nice lanyard (among other things). You're not upstairs dealing with the 14 year old psych hold that keeps trying to climb through the ceiling, are you? I hear he keeps trying to rub his wiener on the nurse and telling security what he'd do to his daughter.

That snake is so fat it made laugh aloud. :laugh: Why is it so tubby? Did it just eat an entire 2' sandwich?

What's blue and not heavy? Light blue.

Does DM stand for dirty mushroom?

Only if it's all stained and the bristles are going every which way.

So full of serious.

Where do you guys store your nose goblin collections?

I had red crusty boogers yesterday that I couldn't leave alone. I hate it when you pull a cat hair (certainly dog owners have the same issue) out of your nose, and it's in there so far, it feels like it's taking your eyeball with it.

Best an most accurate documentary ever.

My pp is the best pic of me ever! *teehee* Bloody pp. :lol:

Ack! That third one is going to give me nightmares!

Contacts and fangs make that look so much more legit. Love it!

What if you drove up and down the street while dangling a piece cake out the window?

Nice nod to Die Antwoord, btw. Such an amazingly ace band.

I don't find this too creepy but others have...

Accidental that turned into one of my favorite pics...

Slap her with your pork chop and tell her to get her shiz sorted before she starts to smell like a fat lady.