heidiwithom

Mission Impossible

Thanks Mr.Man. I like to think I'm pretty freakin awesome. At least that's what I keep telling myself.

Haha touché! Touché!

Eating a sandwich right after having sex.

Stop being a player. Focus more on school instead of social life... Weed is going to affect your memory for the worse in a few years so stop smoking it dumb*ss! Also, don't suck on whip it's ...

Hahahhah By far... The best answer here!

*kitten*.. Add a foot while you're at it too!

Wow three huh? That would take talent . Might as well stuff a fist up there.

It seems like everyone has a slutty crush on Mary-Beth. Why aren't you getting double penetrated by now?

Wait... Can I come?! Threesome anyone?!

Sweetgrl is my crush :-X

D*mn you stole mine.. Probably second would be Betty Boop or basically any female cartoon character with huge tits. Did anyone else have a crush on Jessica Rabbit because I wanted to do her.

You have a scooby doo fetish

Joined the mile high club... Sigh...

I'm crushin.... On your mom!

Your mom

Also...I like to rhyme all the time. I'm convinced I was a rapper in a past life.

I went to the movies to see Lords of Rings, Return of the kings ....... By myself.

Would love to but my husband would just make fun of me.

Bump

Bump

Sex with my husband

I agree. :-)

Vegas with my lover and a new tattoo:-)

"Congrats on the sex" Go watch a video on YouTube by Lonely Island featuring Akon . Songs called "I just had sex" You're friend probably won't get it but it's funny :-)

Not sure if you're into this idea but you could get a tattoo? That's what I'm doing with my Husband. We're also taking a vacation to Vegas so you could plan a trip somewhere warm to show off your new hot bod.:-)

Coco Pine... Lame

Yes.. No one wants nasty a*s swass going on down there.

What the *kitten* is this ? I NEED to know if it's for real. It would really come in handy for my many a drunken nights.