piperjon Member

I'm soooo offended! I think unicorns are the creation of SATAN! SAATAAANNNN!!!! And glitter, why that's an analogue for drugs. DRUGS!! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?????

I like curvy women. Always have. I love my girlfriend. Very much. I love her, and she's curvy. I would love her if she's not curvy. The love doesn't change if it's real love. If it's a superficial attraction, then that's something different. But not real love. Pj

Retaliate. Consider how much men really LOVE talk about, er, woman things... and not just talk, but EXPLICIT talk. Maybe with visual aids. As for your young'n and the taste for the boog, I'd look the other way. It's helping build up their immunity. So some think. >:-)

I've been having the exact same issue, and so have the exact same question. I'm really looking forward to the answer! Pj

Oh, Bravo! +doggie applause+

I don't. Too crunchy and greasy when fried, too chewy raw. I go for leeeaaaann kitty. Ooh, sphinx! No weird cat hairs stuck in your teeth. I like the sound of that. Ever try a bobcat? It's a bit of work and you require a lot of stiches afterward, but MAN that's worth it!

Me too! Woof! I just eat the white meat, so I only count the low-fat portion.

I cured my sleep apnea and resultant narcolepsy, and so now don't fall asleep when trying to do something, like mowing the lawn, making dinner or driving to work. Score! Pj

Schnortt... you said banana hammock... :D Pj

I am 45 years old. I have never once EVER in recorded memory gone outside without a shirt on, even as a kid, where others would see. So the answer is that I can't wait to not wear anything! (up top) Pj

I'm a night worker, don't usually go to bed until around 2am, and usually eat "dinner" at about 12:30am or so. I always log things in the chronological day, not the calendrical day. Basically, I divide my day by when I sleep, not when the clock says, so if I eat before sleep, it's the day preceeding, and after sleep, I log…

Play the bagpipes. Name is Jon. Kinda dull, eh? Pj

Lol, been there, DO that. Just in a different way. In regular life, I'm very easy going, pretty quiet, and I like to think of myself as reasonably good natured. But when I work out, I work out to such gentle music as Slipknot, Coal Chamber, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Lacuna Coil, Skinny Puppy, Disturbed, Drowning…

Y'all should be like guys, we get four days out of our jockeys: On right, on backwards, inside out right, inside out backwards. WOO!!! Pardon me, my knuckles are dragging the floor again... Pj

Do it. I love the martial arts. Most recently, I've become involved in Cuong Nhu, a mixed martial art that includes boxing and vovinam, among other things. Very intense workouts, but as has been said before, has caused big style changes for the good. Always an advocate for any good martial arts activities! Pj

When you sit around the house, you really sit AROUND the HOUSE. Sorry, but someone had to... Pj

"When you die, you fat f*cking son of a b**ch, I hope your children dance on your grave, or die with you." (I'm in healthcare) Pj

I don't have ongoing itchyness in that crease beneath my belly's paunch, as my paunch is less, well, paunchy. More air! My belly button also seems to be less, er, odiferous, and require less frequent cleaning. (TMI? Sorry...) I more frequently underestimate my strength, particularly in my legs. All those years of carrying…

Love the ideas of using pre-made frozen fish fillets, and of using lettuce leaves instead of tortillas! Not that I have anything against the delightful tortilla, mind you, but I *have* veggies in profusion just now. Think I'll have to go to the store, hmm.... Great ideas! Pj

There's a reason that the suggestion "consult a physician before starting any exercise program" is a part of all equipment and plans. It could be any number of things, including what has already been said, and as it was in my case, thyroid disease. I felt exactly like you did, but because of my apnea and related…

LOVE the fish taco! And I agree, you really can't go wrong, nutritionally, as long as you stay away from the creamy (read: mayonaisey) sauces. But if you make your tilapia well, perhaps grilled and moist and delightful on the inside, you won't need the sauce. Blast a little bit of Tabasco (jalapeno, the green, I think…

I'm not sure if this is the place for it, but I'm going to say it anyway: I like girls with a bit of a tookus! And with curvy hips! I think curves are SEXY! Okay, we now return you to your regularly scheduled healthy living. Pj

Let it go. You are allowed to be human, aka imperfect. And it has much less to do with the ice-cream sundae today than it does with the overall total caloric intake over time, like WEEKS. One day is one day. And that day, you had ice cream. Don't cut tomorrow by anything! Stay the course, do your normal thing. If it makes…

When I was a vegetarian, I was a pisco-vegetarian. So you might say I'm a has-been-piscatarian. Couldn't keep enough protein or aminos in my system, so I fell soundly off the meat wagon. But even now, I eat fishy at least 2-3 times weekly, often more, and will still more frequently gravitate toward the pisca side of the…

Agreed with Flyzippio. Seconded! And perhaps it's your friends who are scared. Scared of just being comfortable with who you are, hm? Pj

Tabasco's Chipotle! +droooollll+ see also Tabasco's jalapeno Tabasco's original ...seeing a trend? ;-) Pj

I do. And amen. Waaay worse. Pj

No, turkey "bacon" is not really better for you. Check out the sodium, it's substantially higher. As are the overall calories. The protein is either usually the same or lower. And while neither bacon would ever qualify as health food for anyone, in moderation (as has been said), regular bacon is probably a better choice…

I agree. As long as your system is handling the extra fiber without, er, complaint, then I can't imagine it's that harmful to go over. Same with the protein. I feel like MFP underestimates the protein by quite a bit, and you do need it to build muscle, which boosts your metabolism, which burns more fat, which enables…

Msnewbootie, you are a ray of sunshine on a very cloudy day. Thank you for this very timely reminder, and for your bright encouragement! Pj