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@MelG7777 @Shakashakara @ReenieHJ How sweet you all are 🥰 I'll be back with (un)equal amounts of support and snark in the near future. And @ReenieHJ is right, 2021 blindsided me with love I've never known and an unexpected bonus of business/work opportunities. Both situations require more of my time along with…

Just wrapped Amazon Prime's Le bal des folles and am concerned this may somehow be related to my "lost" computer mouse 🤔 Still consider watching though. Great storyline.

Not being able to find my computer mouse just when I need to catch up on, like, almost two weeks of MFP posts. Why and how - as someone with so few things - do I "lose" stuff in such a tiny condo?! This does not bode well for cognitive success 40 years from now 🤣 ETA (20 minutes later): it was under the pile of laundry…

StrongLifts 5x5 ETA: independently (using videos to check for form) and had a gym membership at the time . That was eons ago. Pandemic Me has a home gym with an aquabag, KBs, DBs, medicine ball and various other heavy things. But I prefer calesthenics-focused programs for now.

After earning my CEGEP DEC*, I spent my vacation time pondering which university COURSE options to pick * ENG to FRE (well, Quebec French). This is a type of post-secondary diploma

Legit still trying to figure out whether I'm a Helicopter Mom 😬 or other parents are negligent 🤔 Like there's no good choice between the two 🤣

Welcome to the MFP forums, Peggy!

Man acquires new, crazy ex 😬 S P L I T

In order of personal importance... 1 Paying keeps me accountable 2 No ads 3 MFP exercise plans

NO. I prefer people not BUY my books as part of my author protest.

First step. First pedal? 😉 No matter: welcome back into the fold.

Squats, deads and presses involve some fundamental movement. Will you perish if you don't do them? No. Yet your quality of life (mobility, stability, grip strength, cognition, etc) will improve because of exercises like these which make your body push, pull, hinge, lift, lunge, twist and squat (MFPers: did I forget any of…

Populace = Lazy. You ought demand P E A C E 🕊️

I BAWL whenever the home team loses. It's a MEAN way to end Game Day.

His wife looked like she was about to FAINT every time his opponent THREW a punch

Seven identical zygotes! Exactly... S E V E N 7️⃣

Wearing low rise jeans and not being mortified 😂

Me: So you're for real rushing me off the phone for a football (⚽) match? Instigator #1: Uhhh...yea. Instigator #2: (blah blah) Rinaldo (blah blah) in over a decade (blah blah) ManU Me: Oh, kk, cool. I'll just go out and fend for myself alon... Instigator #1: (...click...) 📴 Me:: 😂😭 Instigator #2: 🤷🏾‍♂️ I mean...it is a…

Especially love instructor's tremendously "extra" M O V E S 🕺🏼 (Extra as in dramatic 😂)

After getting a stray from the POUND, walking her multiple times a day has helped me lose WEIGHT 🐕🏃🏾‍♀️

🗣️"Put HEAPS! Understand?" Knows T A S T E 🍨

Am I the only one who WHINES when inebriated? At least that's the case if I'm en ROUTE somewhere.

Wondering whether starting the day with a caffeinated protein powder is better than just a regular cup of coffee. Only time will tell (let's give this 20 minutes)

ENTERTAINMENT 🙇🏿‍♀️ Google Podcasts YouTube and a miscellaneous rotation of content streaming apps (haven't subscribed to cable since 2016) SoundCloud EXERCISE 🏃🏿‍♀️ MFP Tabata Timer MapMyRun EXTRACURRICULAR 🤑 LinkedIn VarageSale My investment apps My retail loyalty program apps

More discipline and a realization that I need to work on conscientiousness. In sum: I'm still under construction but now it's more mental than physical

When you CHOOSE your partner you live with the ramifications 🤷🏿‍♀️ When I CHOSE my partner, I never looked back 😌 (I've been blatantly trying to call out my French speakers for my most recent entries lol)

That's is, in fact, a WISE approach. One that someone who MARCHES to the beat of their own drum would take.

The Virgo I know has passed this type of challenge many times (and in many ways already). Based on results, it's worth it. Every time. Also, I didn't think it was possible but I like you more now since you're also a Virgo 😂 ~ Your Scorpio friend who says she doesn't even believe in astrology anyway, Maltedtea

Unbelievably silly now 🥴 Oops! What's W R O N G

Experiment with the cheeses mentioned above. It helps if you have a local fromagerie or a specialty store in your area so you can ask questions, sample etc. I gave it a good two years (goat brie was the tastiest and most tolerated for me) but I just don't eat or crave dairy so much that I needed to continue exploring. Hope…