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Try to pass her pet dog of as a cat

Claims all her socks are for left feet only

Pucker up girl :*

For going out on a posh night out In her slippers and long socks

2nd hand money

Would always share my food when she said she wasn't hungry

Waiting at the bar for the free nuts

Reckon very naughty when she wants to be

Sure Why not x

Yes For sure Move on up x

For not supplying biscuits with the tea and coffee

Pretends it's her birthday everyday so she can eat cake

Be fun Sure :*

Definitely very naughty ;)

At the bar because he thought all the drinks was free

Any man where red lipstick

Looking sad and lonely at the bar drowsing her sorrows So I shuffled up next to her Get her a drink and told her a cheesy joke to make her laugh

So so naughty

For wearing all her cloths inside out and the underwear on the outside

Cheese

Has a telly but never switches it one It's for display only

Only showers and washes his hair in the rain to save water

No comment hahaha

Because she had a secret double life working as a plumber, electrician a carpenter And kept all the extra money to go out partying

Kept stalking my dogs and said it was really for some kind of research

Smells all the cheeses in the supermarket without buying any of them

Never unclogged the plug hole in the bath from her hair And caused me to call a plumber each week