stevehenderson776 Member

Too many rye and cokes.

Does anybody else find it odd that liquor and cheeseburgers are considered essential, but people who don't live with someone they can have sex with are expected to be as celibate as a monk for a year? Is sex not at least as essential as a beer?

Peeing with the door open.

Those quarantine officials are not going to be portrayed sympathetically when this becomes a Netflix movie.

So you're into a Lex Luthor type.

Makes me wish I were a Canadian politician so I could just take a nice long trip abroad and get away from all this.

If I witnessed Jehovah if probably tell everyone about it too.

If they have a Twitter account.

When it's somehow my fault that she fell into the toilet. Just look before you leap, lady!

Counterweight.

Traction or counterweight?

Less charming if he's an exterminator.

I've lost 70lbs and am still 55lbs overweight and I've had a person or two express their concerns about how I should stop already lol. Usually it seems to be from people I used to be fatter than, but am no longer.

Anybody else watching the World Juniors hockey tournament?

*kitten* it.

For me, I noticed that I was feeling better long before I noticed I was looking better. I had a lot to lose though. I don't know what your situation is. I'll just say that even though it can take a long time before your satisfied with how you look, you only need to lose a surprisingly little amount of weight before you…

What's that?

The boogeyman believes you.

Most of my possessions are organised into a series of discrete piles.

Mr. Sinatra over here.

I like David Weber. I'm nearly through his Safehold series.

Do people just wake up one morning and say, "I wish I had lips like a baboons *kitten*"

Do the dimples have to be on my face or...

Did you adjust your diet to compensate for your temporary lack of activity? A lot of people who suddenly stop exercising regularly tend to keep eating similar amounts of food and end up putting on weight.

Sometimes you just need to get up there and take care of business.

Those people don't even wrinkle the sheets.