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Good Memory Day. “Nothing is ever really lost to us as long as we remember it.” ― L.M. Montgomery, The Story Girl Ergo, your glasses are somewhere. New Friends Day. If your memory is as bad as mine, you can make new friends every day. National Tin Can Day. 48 years later, someone invented a way to open one. National…
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National Gourmet Coffee Day. If it has a mermaid with two tales, dress it in a cardboard jacket, put a lid on it and pretend it's gourmet. National Peking Duck Day. Take the national dish of China and make it American. After all, everything else is from China. World Snowman Day. A 15 minute celebration in Ethiopia.…
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This is No Name Calling Week, you fat pig. This is Healthy Weight Week. OK, we have a year to get ready for this next time. National Hot-Buttered Rum Day. Good idea. Let's take a booze distilled from the dregs of sugar, heat it up, and add butter for extra calories. National Black Coffee Day. Who decided it's good for a…
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National Nothing Day. Well, that's it. See you tomorrow.
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What Day Is It?
Blame Someone Else Day. https://youtu.be/MyOGVk_ypnM National Sticker Day. The more expensive or more decorative the item, the more permanent the the sticker glue. Make your Dream Come True Day. It's only fitting that your last chance would fall on Friday the 13th. International Skeptics Day. Make your dream come true?…
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Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day. I have a pretty full day ahead of me. International Kiss A Ginger Day. Let's do this early, you redheads, I have a full day ahead of me. Work Harder Day. It's only one day a year. We can do this. National Curried Chicken Day. A holiday with a truly American root, if you trust my sage advice,…
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Step In A Puddle And Splash Your Friends Day. Any other January my friends would nothing to worry about. Learn Your Name in Morse Code Day. How about Learn Your Name in Cursive Day instead? International Thank You Day. You're welcome. Tattoo Pride Day. If you got em, show em! Secret Pal Day. AKA Stalker Day. National Hot…
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Save the Eagles Day. Sorry, I think Philadelphia is fine with the Steelers, and I don't like them either. Peculiar People Day. A day to honor those weirdos who actually believe their protests can make the President Elect say "You are right. I won't take the oath of office. I'll just go home now." Houseplant Appreciation…
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This Is Dating & Life Coaches Recognition Week. That's it! I need to go to a bar with Mike Ditka. National Word Nerd Day. Their the ones who all ways get it write. National Static Electricity Day. It's so much fun to watch pant legs and skirts to rise up and stick, but it's even more fun to feel that quick little shock.…
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National Bean Day. Beans, Beans, The musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot. Sometimes there's nothing funnier than a good fart. National Cuddle Up Day. https://youtu.be/xECZPLw1BXo National Shortbread Day. Lorna Doones and milk. 'Nuff said. Smith Day. Welcome to the Notell Motel, Mr Smith. National Technology…
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Can Opener Day. Wouldn't you think the person who invented the can would have also figured out a way to open it? Nah, that came later...after the food spoiled, like 50 years later. Get on the Computer Day. I suppose it would be best done on a closed lap top and without shoes. American Divorce Day. Fixing adultery since…
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National Spaghetti Day. Is it true that if you laid every strand of spaghetti Americans ate last year end to end, it would encircle the earth 9,700,000 times? Of course not. We ate it. Earth at Perihelion Day. And it's currently 12 degrees here. National Trivia Day. If the White House has 132 rooms, how many bathrooms are…
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Memento mori. And you still have to pay taxes. Festival of Sleep Day. Go ahead. Sleep in. Oh, wait, you're already up. Too late. Drinking Straw Day. Juice boxes were very messy prior to this and you had to stir your mixed drink with a pencil. Fruitcake Toss Day. Please, wear your helmet and eye protection. National Write…
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January is: Self-help Group Awareness Month. If it's a group thing, it's not self. Self-Love Month. So many jokes in the gutter. National Personal Self-Defense Awareness Month. Personal and Self make you twice as badass. International Child-Centered Divorce Awareness Month. If we continue to allow children to marry, the…
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Bacon Day. The most holy, awesome, wondrous, grandest, of all holydays. Falling Needles Family Fest Day. Fake trees should come with fake needles to spread each day to recall Christmases past. National Bicarbonate of Soda Day. After 2 days of chocolate this may come in handy. No Interruptions Day. If you have small…
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National Pepper Pot Day. IMHO it's not wise to mix peppers and weed. Illegal Pants Day. The birth of panty lines in 1852. Yodel in the Shower Day. I don't need to let the cops in again while I'm wearing only a wet towel. Second Day Of National Chocolate Day. A treat so special 24 hours is not enough. YMCA Day.…
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National Chocolate Candy Day. Cindy! National Card Playing Day. Ever play Strip War? Me neither, but it could give a brand new meaning to world peace. National Call a Friend Day. Call at dinner time. A true friend will tell you to go to hell. Eat Vegetarian Day. Cows are vegetarian. Therefore eating beef is eating…
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National Fruitcake Day. Why would they name a delicious Yule desert that everyone loves to give, but not receive, after a lunatic? Howdy Doody Day. "Say kids, what time is it?" I don't remember Scary Howdy either, and I think I'm glad. Visit The Zoo Day. Or Walmart, different animals, more entertaining and it's heated.…
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This is It's About Time Week. Finally!!! National Whiner's Day. I nominate the entire Democratic Party. It's over. Regroup already. National Candy Cane Day. Gluten free, fat free, meat free, biodegradable, lactose friendly, vegan, alcohol free, politically neutral, rain forest friendly, never tested on rats sugar sticks.…
