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First and foremost she has to be able to put up with me and my bullsh1t. She can't do that then it's a no-go 'cause she will be miserable.

Just stand there, it's cool, you won't get blown overboard.

Mind if I toss one in here that I said before when I was young, dumb, and stupid? I'm sorry, ladies. "You got the buns for my wiener." Edit- Two more. Again, sorry ladies. "Do you like…

You're not into sound financial techniques? Dividend reinvestment plans shouldn't be in his portfolio?

I spit on Your Grave is a good one. I like the original best. Also, I don't think you can go wrong with comedy horror like Army of Darkness, Little Shop of Horrors, or House of 1k Corpses. Then there…