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Called me Skippy

She won't show me what was hiding in her pouch

I couldn't understand a word she said and how did she manage to become my boss

She tried to put some weird pumpkin costume on me

Called me a cannibal while I was eating only dogs

You should name it Clique Madam

Always questioned the ingredients and colors

Refused to eat anything I cooked for him, fungi or 'possums, won't matter

He refused to eat the mushrooms I picked up for him on my hikes

So what, I like hiking in heels

Nah, ours are so well behaved. They show up for their bloody transfusions and dressing changes on time

FL zombies are the best zombies ever

You need to tell them what kind of problems your breast size causes, e.g. back and neck pain. A friend of mine had it done

If you are a Teacher, leave the kids alone!

Read the manual before killing a mocking bird or going on the run with scissors

Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty and it's not working. Need sleep but can't

Duckie, preferrably with pineaple

Sweet potatoes w marshmallows

Triple A for bicycle riders. My bike broke on Monday and I had to drag it back almost 3 miles, so not fun

Exactly

You should take a supplement and get your levels checked periodically. Since vit D is fat-soluble, it is possible to overdose on it (don't share supplements with your husband)

BRAT (Bread, Rice, Apple sauce, Toast - or carbs-based) diet as a general rule until you feel better. Not necessarily bland, but avoid the irritants, e.g. spicy and acidic food, fat, alcohol, raw vegetables). Feel better and save the yummy foods for later!

Won't frolick at the beach with the bums

Her bum became a beach bum

Where's our mother? The boobs thread was shut down and we needz comforting

She'd run away screaming whenever I approached her

I'd be upset because Thanksgiving foods holiday is my favorite but, I guess, I could try something different once. I'd secure some leftovers from a trusted source :) Unless gf unilaterally decides to make vegan TG a family tradition, then it's ruined

She couldn't tell hooha from hohow and hohow from mohawk

Fancy Fairy

Baby Panda?