dc8066 Member

Sully

Stupid birds broke the airplane

No, I won't, because I don't want to date or get married

4 hours won't be enough to go see my son so a fresh Maine lobster dinner by the road with a willing redhead will do :p

I was so disappointed with the last Mayweather widely advertised fight. I understand that dude wanted to make an extra buck and all but it wasn't fun ti watch. He is not one of my favorites anymore.

Smuggling cats to and from Canada is a very promising business

It's What are you wearing right now

I am not even trying to comprehend the rationale behind bans on MFP anymore

Nooneinparticular,justlikethesoundofit

From a dollar store?

Pikachu, is it you

Mikeismyfavoritename

Not thinking where to dine tomorrow. My friends said they trust my choice but my ADHD kicked in

Is 2004 a birth year?

We'll soon find out, I am sure my trainer will invent some kind of torturous kind of push up today

Could you play Fun with Flags together?

Coffee#1 is calling my name

I have a suggestion. Why don't we all yell 'Kevin' at exactly 1600 EST. Maybe he'll answer

Does Tokyo Ghoul count?

Older ladies at the gym do that too except chatting. They pick a spot to change right in front of the entrance and then give the other peeps weird glances, sorta WTF you are enering the locker room with your eyes open for?!!

They just want you to come to the office and say Hi

Ophiuchus, sounds like Pikachu. Did you make it up?

Did Kevin eat a banana?

Have you tried counseling?

PA state and local taxes, someone just shoot me if I'll decide to take an assignment there ever again

Yeah, that, or when the husband keeps calling and insists that his wife comes home instead of spending the night with me. So inconsiderate

I think llamas are ridicilously cute but I don't do friends on MFP :'(

Folding laundry

All the foolish things young people do while thinking they're indestructible, plus got married at 20. I guess I was somewhat indestructible because I didn't get killed or injured, or with some incurable disease, but I really wish I've listened to people who were wiser then.

I think he's joined BDA-Banana Dudes Anonymous, we have to find out where the meetings are