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Whichever is more aggressive

Fake British accent

Which one would you like, the big turtles or kangaroo?

On the contrary, there's animal sex, birds' sex, and fishes do that too

Ganged up and carjacked the UPS truck

An adult watches a child torturing two reptiles and an amphibian, then the adult physically abuses the child, the child grows up, falls in love and becomes a murderer

This is correct

His wife bit me on the head with a purse full of loose change, and then my wife scratched him new skin pattern

Two crossdressers and a blond are forced to go on vacation to FL

Pure jealousy

I add on first come, first serve basis but there's a daily quota and the business hours are from 0358 to 0359

Do you find it weird that there are more male Fedex drivers than females?

If anyone finds me confused, wandering in the streets at night, it's all Adam's fault

I just almost chocked on my tea

The weird one

My new favorite thread just got closed, grieving

It's a very small, probably malnourished, anaconda. She needs her buns

Methamphetamines do that to you

Wanna join? We could watch Kardashians after we're done wailing

Jaden Smith wants to quit LA after failing the driving test. I am crying my eyes out, can't stop :#

You could check the Meetup too for local groups doing all the things you are interested in.

Hillsborough river park is awesome, they have a huge outdoor pool, you could hike or rent a canoe/kayak. Ocala is not that far if you feel like taking a trip there. Exit 300 on I-75 has a big park nearby where you coul hike

A cat with the typing disability

I don't want to marry you or anything like that, but I'd like to move in so I could eat with your family

Well, I am a cat, and it's hard to type with paws

When I don't find my container

What kafir leaves can be substituted with? Life and death question

The more weight you lose, the more seriouser you get

And you have to have a dealer on every corner, who would want to travel far for a used garment

Just don't put thin long things in your blender, people in Crazy Food Myth in the Food and Nutrition section say it could be dangerous