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                Is that weird??? Damn ok I will be spending the day deleting photos from my phone. He looked at my exes nudes more than my own
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                Yes
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                He only ever wanted to watch. I got tired of performing.
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                I wanted her to touch something else and she said no
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                Bring it.
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                I wanted her heels.
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                Oh and that would be a yes
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                That only means we need more wine.
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                Ditto love your sense of humor.
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                Looks like it's gonna be a party. You have quite a few admirers. ;)
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                She's mad because I couldn't get the firemen. They were all out dealing with the fire she started.
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                Yep the dog is pretty darn cute.
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                He liked it and she couldn't handle it.
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                To wine or dinner?? Lol
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                Damn dog again. I better change that pic. Too bad it's not bikini season
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                A bottle of wine with dinner and lot of laughing.
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                She was prettier than me and I couldn't stand the competition. :)
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                I replaced her blow up man with @jaymvita but then she wouldn't let me join.
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                I wanted her blow up man and she wouldn't let me have it.
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                She slated me with her humor and I couldn't keep up.
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                Congratulations! And I am going to use that the next time my son has his buddies over. ;)
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                Damn I have no comeback to that. It's totally true. ;)
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                What happens in an oil pool...stays in an oil pool. He wouldn't respect the rules of engagement.
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                Blushing.
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                He got jealous because I wanted to get Nekkid with hot women. WTF...lol
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                My dog just bark farted. How can such a noxious odor come from such a cute creature.
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                Didn't appreciate the fun that could be had in a pool of oil.
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                Damn my exhibitionism ruins all my budding relationships.