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I laughed, as well. Let's go be evil together. I've got the superglue ready!

Ate my cornpuffs. Then again, I have no idea what a cornpuff even IS! So, that's okay, enjoy!

How much I'd like a sledgehammer.

Pigtail?

Why stop at condoms and ky? Buy some heavy duty plastic sheeting, a couple of large shovels, some concrete, industrial strength plyers, bleach and about 5 or 6 boxes of extra large trash bags. Don't forget to add in a pocket knife, some candles, whipped cream and a balloon that says "I'll miss you" to give them the right…

Since he's the ex, it'd be funny to send him the McDonald's news article about alllll the feces lol

Farting

Doubtful

When you find one, please do send him over. I got some dishes that require repeat rinsing for like 10 hours.

-votes for thread to be renamed to 'will not obey'-

Get yourself the biggest noise canceling headset you can afford/find and screw dem haters. GO HAAAAAMMMMMN!!!!!!

I learned how to flush the toilet at a very young age. Just adding more random to random.

Cool, then? Dafk lol

If by "obey" you mean commit suicide attempting at achieving the unachievable, yeah, you're definitely on the right track. Nu.

I refuse to eat a banana or watch anyone else do it o.o

People will never stop lahving dem zambehs.

Apparently to people who make me want to stab them with the very first trick birthday candle I see.

The day the earth stands still will be the first day I'll obey anyone.

It's not the end...

Try Craigslist. I'm not even being sarcastic. Perhaps contact some "experts" with videos on YouTube.

Stupid zero calorie monster :| Thought it was the regular one -shifty eyes-

Not even if dead.

A little toddler that could barely hold her own weight at the store on her own two little feet, could actually put a whole sentence together with a "please" at the end when she wanted her mommy to buy her something at the store. Was soooo coot.

Purdy

wondering what the frickensnuffen westworld is o.o

No, I'd bang on a coconut tree until one fell and killed me. Or I could simply use my long hair and make reins to ride a sea turtle off the island xD

This hospital wristband that I still have not taken off my arm... It sounds very crinkly.

The persons or person? I don't want to go through the entire list of posters D: But if Jo, yeah, she seems to be :3

evil pretending to be nice

brb yelling at my mom. Thx4info.