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please god help me win the lotto. I will be good from now on.

should I call sick to work tomorrow?

Reeses peanut butter cup minis are like pretty pink bows and unicorns....

He was always bird watching.

Lmao....Those naughty Doritos

I wasn't as motivated as this dude...I will try harder..

I couldn't log either. Not cause i was embarrassed but cause all the food was covered in layers of other delicious food stuff. It would take me an hour to log one dish. But don't fear my trustee eye ball told me it was 1000 calories per mouthful.

He would always accuse me of smelling like a $50 hore. I told him they where $100.

I am still eating super bowl food. watching my stomach grow in real time. I can even make the dog run away with all this junk.

He pretended to be a Queen.

My Cockiness was just to big for her to handle.

Beautiful young lady.. o:)

She changed my name to Enrique and wanted me to speak with a heavy spanish accent all the time......Si Mi Amor!!

she was always sniffing me when I walked in the door

felt sorry for your Seahawks so I will stay one more day..

I told her that smell sure isnt from the boots...

Couldnt compete with his entourage.

she was a 2 timing .....blep blep

She would just laugh at me :'( :D

And then comes along your significant other and opens the freezer.. Ohh ice cream. The happy endorphins rush all over then you open it. aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

every time the wind blew the tent would fall over.

She told me she wanted to date more mature older men

you activated my ocd twitch.

She said she wanted Gucci, but I could only afford Fucci.

The most delicious food ever created is the Crispy Cream Burger

He couldn't solve the Hodge conjecture.

she told me she was way to much women for me..

Thought she was a pirate

Avocado gave her gas.. :s

When I said BJ she would grab her keys and purse and wait in the car.