dbomb76 Member

Wawa coffee

Pork Roll

Thought carrying sofas out of the alley counted as leg day.

Are you aware of the creepy ewok meme? Might want to google that before taking this guy out for a date ;)

Couldn't make it to bed fast enough?

How you doin?

Shook her neck when she said things like "I keep it real Cholo"

Taking notes.... Long hair, pail skin, earring in left ear, scissors for hands. I'm totally gonna score this weekend!

Always beating up people before I had a chance to stand up for her.

Always trying to get me into fights with some Cholo.

Drove me mad with desire. I had to get out of there for both our sakes.

Alyyyyyyyyysssa! She's still hot.

I drive through the Everglades frequently. Don't know if that really counts. Whats your favorite mountain?

Stole my switch blade and was still in love with some guy named "Cholo"

First one was Daisy But Rhonda had me up all night.

I hate tacos! Said no Juan ever.

I dropped my kid off in Buffalo and said Bison.

I laughed more then I should have at that. I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.

Stole my bacon

Thought she was kinky because she liked to sleep on the floor.

I helped derail the Paleo thread.

Doesn't understand what a double entendre is

Her and her girlfriend were always hogging the bed.

I don't even know what those are. I only have summer. Bacon or Fakin Bacon?

Stand Up Paddle board I live on the beach Beach or Mountains?

She slept with my ex.

She wore makeup even when we played tennis.

Her stage name was Cinnamon and didn't know how much I loved her even though I draw little hearts on all those dollars.

University of Minnesota Golden Gophers SUP or surf?

They can be, the one I go to is the same price as globo gym so it's all good. Plus I like having the trainers around to motivate me and not having to plan out my workouts. When it comes to fitness thought the best kind is the kind you like to do the most. So try out everything and see what sticks.