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I was tipsy before I arrived.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Granted, now he is glued to his pc, smartphone, or tablet. I wish I had better flexibility
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Idk
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Dirty pics of all her exes, for blackmailing purposes
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Gay guy once, but I decked him. I'm not a homophobe, he was drunk and way out of line.
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Never, not one of my 99 problems
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I'd be a celebrity masseuse in my very own Day spa.
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Granted, but now your sodium is through the roof. I wish The person below would buy me a one of a kind Hublot time piece. :#
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Touche! the force is strong in this one.
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@ckmnacln I swear that was not the profile above me when I replied. My bad.
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Dude gets a 5 for charisma.
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granted, but then they got mad at you because servitude was abolished and they retaliated against you and flipped the script. I wish my wishes were ruin proof. Ha!
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way too much thought put into ruining my wish!
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I need a washboard to wring out my clothes
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Already tried. :(
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Dido
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And bacon (turkey)
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You'd let me be your wingman.
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Calliente!
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Dude gets a 5 for charisma.
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granted, but then hyperinflation happened & now a dollar is worth - 51 dollars. I wish I could eat whatever I wanted & not weigh more than 200 pounds
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Free gun show
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She never took me serious
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yeah, I tapped that. B)
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wassup buttercup? can you grab my keys out of my pocket? my hands are full.
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we were always on the message board :\
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done
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marshmallow
