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My dog humps everybody --- :(.

LOL - "Shut up. I fine you for being Trash" - I'm totally using this in so many other instances :)

lol - So do I. Not the C word I'm speaking of.

There should be a law against calling a woman the C word!!! The law should indicate that any harm the man (or person) comes to from letting that vile word spew out of his mouth is invisible under the eyes of the law. I would also like the law to stipulate that a swift kick to the balls is a viable and acceptable punishment.

*** YEP*** I was singing Barracuda from Heart! :)

@NurseWizzle‌ , Thanks! It's Kind of my happy place :). LOL - it is also my motivation to look better :). Your profile pic shows you have a nice easy smile! :) And Dimples :) just like me :)

@stozman - um the red shorts!! Winner! :) @FabulousFantasticFifty‌ - I love the one with your family (looks like your daughters) around you. You look vivacious and happy! :)

Thanks! :) It was nice and relaxed. Thanks hon! :) The last one is one of the few I have from a professional :).

@guitarrckr‌ I dig your profile pic! :) You seem like a man after my own heart. Live shows are the best! :)

What's your passion!?

Effin Tax time :(

1. Get to sing at the Red Rocks Amphitheater in Morrison, Colorado! (I was born in CO, and have sung there once just on a whim/ during a hike. I was 13 and sang the National Anthem which my mother recorded from a tape player at the top. I'd like to revisit it, but as a grown woman, and hopefully with a full band set up and…

She kept stealing my Batman footie pajamas! :)

Happy Tuesday Girl! :)

I am SO in!! I often fake my sexxy - because I have to. But I'd like to feel it for real. :)

^^^^This! I feel like if you expect your girl to be clean down under, you can do the same. Plus, NO ONE likes to get hair in their mouth! Gross.

http://youtu.be/cxa1Y71Lgyg - DJ Sona's Ultimate Skin Music - Ethereal (Nosaj Thing x Pretty Lights) This! :) Super Chill - and good for getting work done :)

THIS! - lol the feigned stupidity thing, not necessarily the nipple thing! haha Haven't seen that yet.

May I suggest some Dave Barry! :) http://time.com/3030375/dave-barry-50-shades-of-grey/ Also - I was really disappointed in the casting in this movie, which is why I will probably wait for Netflix. Yep the books were terrible; however, most erotica is after a few chapters. Lol there are only SO many ways to describe all…

Lol, that it doesn't! I only like mint!!

Also- I have taken to chewing gum like a ceasing smoker because it's the only way I can keep myself from eating food ALL day long. I will go through a full pack of gum in around a day and 1/2.

RIGHT?!? No pulling wedgies after you run! I confess that I buy bags chocolate chips with intents to make cookies. Will open a said bag and say, " I'll just have a few to cut the sugar crave", and then have, in general, consumed all chocolate chips in secret over a matter of days. I hide them in my spice cupboard, and so…

Please add me as well - I'm 5'4 and have a LONG way to go to my goal weight of 140. I don't think I have been that weight since being 15! -

lol - this would be a good one too!!! OMG.

YES!! This is major for me! :) Oh and you're hair IS effin awesome! lol but you know that :).

Patience! oh and a gorgeous, healthy smile :)

I'd love to hear that someone has arranged for me to sleep, uninterrupted for as long as I liked! Whether that was 8 hours or 16 hours or a week! I'm so tired of being tired! :persevere:

As in like money, not MFP monopoly money!

If I could hear anything it would be, " Hi, We'd like to pay you to sing." ;)