Raykels Member

Granted, but you've got hearing impairment so always grant them slightly wrong which ruins them. I wish I was pretty.

Probably

Yuck My original answer was starred out, I forget it's also an offensive term. Ox cheeks

Sure

He hired an assassin to kill me

I generally don't kiss legs...

Rode a horse into battle and fell off and broke his collar bone

Forward

And yet still more beautiful than me all done up...

Probably not. I think you look like an ex of mine

Loving the tie clip

I just did. Luckily no one was around to hear it. Random thought: that lipstick tastes awful

Can't wait to have them finished. Needs colouring in, and then the top recoloured. Then more petals and flowers blowing over my back and up on my shoulder coming over :-)

Hey, I'm in Lincolnshire :-(

Seriously bored at work right now.

Well, I can talk the hind leg off a donkey, about pretty much everything and anything....

Sure; why not?

Always giving me the puppy dog eyes

Are you drinking enough? What is your carb, fat and protein intake?

Work, work and more work. And visit the safari park :-) What is something that still makes you cringe years later?

Yup, but only if you're gonna chat/comment/be involved. I'm always logging on now and need motivation to keep it up.

Tell me you married her? Or slapped a restraining order on her? Other confession (which is really a confession as only one other person knows this) I really really want a boob job. To the extent I'm working 7x12 hour shifts in a row, twice a month in addition to my normal hours to pay for it.

good call. I dont know enough people by name, so random tag @ale_garc

Doing the body shots off a dwarf on a pool table

were you alarmed?!

I am lazy. Really lazy.

@jjulio150

I find individual characteristics attractive. But as a general rule, nice build, not too built - no neck is not attractive, and taller than me :-)

correct his spelling :-) offer to pay for cleaning his war clothes

Probably, but she looks intimidating to all hell (don't take it personally, all pretty girls intimidate me)