undergloom Member

I confess that I just drank that bourbon too fast and nooooooow I;m hudfHhkj

If science fiction has taught me anything, it's that this is going to backfire in a terrifying way

Carbon

Samael

Bane

That large structure in the background engendered in me feelings of inadequacy

It takes me four minutes to sit down. YOU pick my feet up.

Amorphis

Dio

I can eat dinner or I can drink a beer, but not both

Necrophagist

Grab some sensible shoes, 'cause we're going on a crime spree

Hey, yesterday was leg day. I'm shuffling; deal with it.

Septic Flesh

(dammit!) Rain fell within

I'm gonna work hard! First I'll check the internet... ...I'll work tomorrow

Agalloch

candy corns

For the long walk home, I have chosen This Godless Endeavor by Nevermore.

Switchblade Symphony

My mom once remarked that I looked like I wasn't eating enough and asked how much I weigh. She sort of freaked out when I answered and started sending me grocery coupons in the mail every week. After that, I started adding 10 lbs to my answer whenever she asked. And now I have to bump it up to +15.

Behemoth and Strapping Young Lad give me +5 strength

Type O Negative; all albums, on shuffle

Altar Of Betelgeuze

Mayhem

The stockings are hung, but who cares? Preserved for those no longer there Six feet beneath me sleep

Crappy flowers that I obviously picked up at the grocery store on the way home from work. You know, "work", where I trade all my free time in order to pay for all your goddamned trips to Steve Madden?! What? Please don't cry. I'm sorry baby, it's the middle of the first quarter and they're really working us hard to hit our…

My girlfriend's girlfriend She looks like... you

All She Wants Is - Duran Duran