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A very minor one. Have you ever been squirted with someone else's exploding zit?

Yes, gnarly. Have you ever been bitten by a tick?

A bull!

I give your shaka execution a 7. You need to lower that pinky a bit, brah :D

No, but I think I accidentally peed directly into my pants after I pulled them down to pee outside at a beach party once. Have you ever had a panic attack? Dang! Too slow...

Are we judging looks or personality??

Haha! Don't walk away, let's all be kooks today.

No, no one wants my car but me. Have you ever looked in the mirror and realized that you had a bat in the hanger all damn day and nobody bothered to tell you?

Ripped up things?

I used to have that! Do you work in a high-paced or otherwise stressful environment? You've been traumatized, and you didn't even know it. It's a weird thing!

This!^ Same with me, but that's ok. I think it's because they can sense a nice person. I've never been able to master the "beat it, kook!" vibe.

All of you nay-sayers must a.) not realize when you are being hit on; or b.) not get out much, or when you do you're on a mission so there's never an opening. You're all great looking, so I would definitely think it's one or the other of those.

Must be natural then! :D

No! I can't drink beer, so I've never done any fun beer things at all. Have you ever woke up during surgery to go to the bathroom?

Yeah, must be a primal thing. Can't really put my finger on what is particularly sexy, I don't know until I see it, but feeling safe in his arms is always sexy.

No, thank goodness. Have you ever totaled a car without hitting anyone else?

Nope! I'm not even cool enough to have ever heard of any of those. Have you?

Bacon tends to be demonized, but if you are able to buy the nitrate-free kind then it's really not bad for you. I actually have a ceramic crock in my fridge that I keep all my bacon fat in so I can make refried beans with it, or add it to homemade gravy for flavor, etc. It's got a stainless steel mesh filter under the lid,…

Wow, that's something! I'm definitely not a model- too short (among other things!) and too much of a homebody for that kind of life, that's for sure. But thanks for the compliment all the same! :D LOVE your adorable hair cut, too, btw- if only I wasn't cursed with a mane that would make Moufasa blush, I would totally try…

oops! 22, taken, accountant

Sometimes! But my dorky sarcastic wit usually makes short work of it and leaves them scratching their heads. (Or straight up stalking me after that.)

Do vitamins count? :D Have you ever dissected a cadaver?

Yes, I used to have anxiety and I went thinking I was dying a few times! Do you hate your job?

No, it doesn't. MFP really should have a pregnant/breastfeeding option

Only a couple of toes. Have you??

Haha!! Totally! Have you ever had horrible gas pains at the worst possible time?

Dance first!

You like bacon!

Yes. Have you ever found a hair in your very last bite of food?

So, basically, dudes crush on other dudes that like watching a bunch of sweaty dudes. :D