Iscah13 Member

You are a much better person than me.

I don’t say bless you when people sneeze.

I use the dominos pizza tracker.

Mama June passed up 5000 to do a lap dance for some guy. I’d shake it for a Cadbury egg and some lottery scratchers at my age

Dirty looks from people when flying because I have a child with me. She walks down the jet bridge faster than most, sits down, reads the safety instructions and then reads a book or watches a movie. If you want to assume she will be a pain and give me the stink eye then I might just have to use my long legs to poke your…

25 minutes of butt stuff sounds exhausting.

No that’s a New Mexican snake.

I just heard somebody say “ I can’t survive without my won tons.” That would be a weird way to die.

Look at my big dead snake. Not technically mine but I saw it on a stroll.

I don’t think all dogs are cute. I kind of only like the good looking ones but I will fake it and pet them all anyways.

There’s a pig monument near my town that was erected because some people saved a pig from a well. I bet they were nice people.

I think Carol Beers is my long lost sister.

Yes I need the luck but only because I compete in Yahtzee for massages.

I was a very angry kitty that day.

Just a puppy.

I have no chocolate and I need chocolate. I need a plan.

Eating candy and feeling like a blob fish.

It’s no fun lurking when the same person posts over and over and over. Sigh.

I keep a few bottles of water in the fridge and have a loaded nerf crossbow just in case. I would kill to know somebody who can hook me up with the mount Dora catacombs location though.

Foy Vance- and so in closing

Hibernating.

My dog and cat back.

Paddington 2. I give the movie a 5 but the popcorn a 10. I love overpriced movie popcorn.

I’ve been peaking out the window in hopes of seeing a few flakes. Living in the north east I hated the stuff. In the south it’s like seeing a unicorn.

Cadbury eggs. Always on my mind and in my heart.

Beached.

I eat Hawaiian hot dog buns without the weener. Just naked buns.. 3 or 4 at a time.

^ I’ve been watching BBC airline shows

TIL people ( mostly men I assume) poop in airport garbage bins.

Loud laughers in the movie theatre. Especially a cackling laugh.