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Dogmatic
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Deluded!!
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Confused
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Didn't believe me when I said it was like that when I got there!
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Walked around in the cold wearing only a thong and 2 precisely placed tassels. No wonder you were cold and I never paid the heating bill.
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L_Master! Well done, chum Join request submitted!
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Well said. If it ain't on starva it didn't happen ( some might say)
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"Cheek bones!!"
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Actually, your classically beautiful jawline and cherkbones
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Given up wine - sheer hell Have you ever been really terrified?
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The means you employ to focus my mind, attention and (independently moving) eyeballs
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Your clear and precise appreciation of beauty
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Your style
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LOL!!! Then me!!
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You may have shaved, but I was talking about your neckline!
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I lost my monocle. Your neckline
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The way you tell me my glass eye bobs in your glass cos I can't see!
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You have no idea!!!! The way you drink your midi of beer without choking on my chilled glass eye
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Tiara is mine. I'll give you the name of my beauty therapist though And your features ............. Spoilt for choice- lips
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Her own eyes plus spares
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I could keep up, but she always wanted to be the first "there"
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Oooooh!! Was too impetuous.
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Your eyes were too "shifty"
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Ha!! They were rough, hairy and round! Worryingly familiar to his lost love
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Found sanctuary and solace in chocolate
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Purposefully misbehaved and was continually naughty!
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It was more your use of the craft knife than craftiness that scared me
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Kept me from braking up with her cos she knew my weaknesses!!
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It wasn't so much the licking as the nibbling which was distressing
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I kept pointing from underneath my kilt so had lead weights in my sporran
