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Her kneading technique needed work
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Wouldn't let me knead her
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Blamed my reading for not fawning attention on her
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Always judged a book by its cover
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Well, I have seen some weird "topiary" in my time
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Liked to think she had the upper hand
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You were the scary one
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Define bush?
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Mind you, I recall you said you liked to nip
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It was sore!!! I tell you!
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Ha! Or a very odd nipple decoration. Look closely!
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Shared her creepy crawly things with me
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LOL! Again - none that could be seen
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None that could be seen
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Was too drunk to see that she was actually on the pub crawl with you
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She wasn't punished enough
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But he looked good in heels
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Always so peculiar about who was touching her where
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She accused me of being too trying!!
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EEEK!! There's a cheap imposter Skulking around here!!!
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Only talked about cats - touché!
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Peddled scurrilous untruths about my wine purchases!!
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Bathed in wine instead of drinking it!
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Doesn't understand that you can't have enough good wine
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Wouldn't let me concentrate. She was just too much of a distraction!
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Didn't drink wine in bed
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Didn't understand drop "everything"
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Didn't know the difference between winning and coming first
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Ha!! Had a more cutting sense of humour than I. Not allowed!
