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Git annoyed when he didn't realise this was a family matter
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Taking exception at finding his uncle was in bed too! ( sorry!!! Cutting, but couldn't help it!!)
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Quizzical
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Oooooh, Didn't believe that surprises can come from the most unexpected people
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Woukdnt let me wrestle with her best intentions
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Who needs drugs when there is more to life than chemical stimulation
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I go all aquiver if I look at any other lovely bit of you and have to concentrate on your knees!!
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Didn't understand that my speechless was accompanied by utter wonderment
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Knees
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Didn't like my speechlessness
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Enjoyed leaving me speechless
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Couldn't see past her eyes, captivating
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Didn't have a wide angle lens big enough!!
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LOL, if it's too hot and wet yes, it goes in and comes out quickly and not the size it was when it went in!
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You never left me any clean socks!!
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You didn't understand that if I shaved I would lose the Velcro effect which gonzalesvikki's socks have me!!
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The socks were fine, I Didn't like where you put your socks!
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CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eyes!
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Siren (not as in sound! But Homer's Odyssey)
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Her foot did fit, but she insisted on wearing very woolly socks!!
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My prime Scotch Beef only reinforced his bratwurst sense of inadequacy
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Was jealous that I am more protective of little Richard than I am of her
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Wasn't so much little, as incapable of filling a cavernous entity
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Denied losing my little Richard between her DDSs
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Didn't want to be my little scrubber
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He hated washing curtains (drapes!!)
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Couldn't get close enough, your DDDs kept getting in the way
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Misunderstood phone sex, hid the handset in all sorts of places
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Misheard me, I just said your were an unpleasant plucker.......
