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Always moaning about mess yet never bothered to clean up himself
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Always wanted me to be thoughtful just wasnt my style
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I didnt like twinkies so it was never going to work
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Score!
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I hid my tats it was always a competition
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she ran off with somes dog
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Always complained that I couldnt keep up...
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She didnt have very good eye sight
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I couldnt find his wand
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I could never handle her wand
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she was a massive Queen fan
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He removed my bicycle seat and used to ride it for hours
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He just wouldnt be the man I needed!!
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he just wouldnt listen !! it wasnt going to be there forever
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He touched me before I was ready to tell him!!
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she wanted to be a man on our honeymoon
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nooo I wanted you to be magic mike!!!!
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she wasnt into guys...
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I called it a day ... I couldn't keep up!
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Look like he is from orange is the new black...
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wanted a contortionist.....
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and the light on was hardcore
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he came too quick
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He was only into missionary.....
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Gobble
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he could never find waldo
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he didnt like waldo
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saucy
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I hated her mom
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I hated her mom
